1 00:02:07,724 --> 00:02:11,036 No, man... don't come in the morning, I won't be here until two. 2 00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:14,310 Then the morning waves it finally straightens out, you know? 3 00:02:16,364 --> 00:02:21,717 Okay... go ahead the weather at that time, the cold, the peace. 4 00:02:29,853 --> 00:02:31,322 I'm not normal. 5 00:02:31,493 --> 00:02:32,829 Clear! 6 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,242 I need a job. 7 00:02:37,134 --> 00:02:38,310 It's yours. 8 00:02:38,334 --> 00:02:41,950 Wait, trucker. You said employment here was a democratic process. 9 00:02:41,974 --> 00:02:44,365 Yes, that's what I heard as well. 10 00:02:46,336 --> 00:02:48,671 Okay... everyone who's in favor employment... uh... 11 00:02:48,695 --> 00:02:50,379 - Piper. - Piper, 12 00:02:50,432 --> 00:02:52,792 raise your hands. Thank you, Jen. 13 00:02:53,499 --> 00:02:55,155 Hey, how about an interview? 14 00:02:55,179 --> 00:02:56,807 Oh, that's fine. 15 00:02:57,019 --> 00:02:59,410 Okay, I... let me think... 16 00:03:00,379 --> 00:03:01,955 Elvis. Alive or dead? 17 00:03:01,979 --> 00:03:02,944 Dead. 18 00:03:02,968 --> 00:03:04,395 Andy Kaufman? 19 00:03:04,419 --> 00:03:05,384 Dead. 20 00:03:05,408 --> 00:03:06,464 Jerry Garcia? 21 00:03:06,488 --> 00:03:07,818 Grateful. And dead. 22 00:03:07,842 --> 00:03:09,395 Mariah Carey? 23 00:03:09,419 --> 00:03:12,758 Are we talking about her acting career or...? 24 00:03:13,392 --> 00:03:14,357 Not. 25 00:03:14,381 --> 00:03:16,166 All right. Then... alive... 26 00:03:16,190 --> 00:03:18,304 Why did you come to Santa Cruz? 27 00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:21,124 I... I have family here. 28 00:03:21,706 --> 00:03:22,882 Are you a virgin? 29 00:03:22,906 --> 00:03:24,500 Mr. Julius! 30 00:03:25,266 --> 00:03:27,622 Not. But I was before. 31 00:03:28,586 --> 00:03:30,110 If you weren't a witch, maybe? 32 00:03:30,134 --> 00:03:32,059 Is it a job requirement? 33 00:03:32,586 --> 00:03:36,104 A trucker burns for a woman who runs crystal shop across the street. 34 00:03:36,147 --> 00:03:37,351 He thinks she's Wiccan. 35 00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:40,323 Yes, they are kindred spirits, except she is not quite aware of it yet. 36 00:03:40,347 --> 00:03:42,624 Alright everyone, it's time to vote. 37 00:04:09,071 --> 00:04:10,823 Okay, time for a little homework. 38 00:04:11,689 --> 00:04:14,284 Can we go to the craft store then? 39 00:04:23,028 --> 00:04:24,781 Everyone relax! 40 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:32,194 I'm here. 41 00:04:32,218 --> 00:04:35,566 Oh, and so close almost on time. 42 00:04:35,724 --> 00:04:39,509 Come on, when I start showing up on time, you would expect that every day. 43 00:04:41,102 --> 00:04:42,776 He works here? 44 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:44,946 Well... he's employed here. 45 00:04:47,615 --> 00:04:49,284 - What's up? - Um... 46 00:04:51,144 --> 00:04:52,269 Pay no attention to him. 47 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:54,886 Okay, today's topic of conversation: Oblivious men, 48 00:04:54,910 --> 00:04:57,724 and the women who use them for pleasure. 49 00:05:04,669 --> 00:05:05,833 Who are you? 50 00:05:06,903 --> 00:05:08,068 - Piper. - Piper 51 00:05:08,092 --> 00:05:09,499 What are you doing here, Piper? 52 00:05:09,539 --> 00:05:11,482 I work here. 53 00:05:12,403 --> 00:05:14,405 Why wasn't I informed? I was not informed! 54 00:05:14,429 --> 00:05:16,849 Hey, priest! We hired someone. 55 00:05:16,873 --> 00:05:18,094 Thanks. 56 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:21,322 I swear, we need a bulletin board or staff email or something like that... 57 00:05:22,163 --> 00:05:25,282 You know, priestly? Piper thinks Elvis is dead. 58 00:05:25,563 --> 00:05:26,859 Really? 59 00:05:26,883 --> 00:05:29,156 And now you are hiring people Who failed the interview? 60 00:05:29,964 --> 00:05:31,478 Come on man! 61 00:05:31,883 --> 00:05:35,019 I don't know. I mean, You're cute and all, but... 62 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,019 But what? Come on, Tish. 63 00:05:37,043 --> 00:05:40,409 - It's just... - Here he is! 64 00:05:42,929 --> 00:05:45,126 - I don't really like sex. - What?! 65 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,285 - How you don't like it... - I never had 66 00:05:49,889 --> 00:05:51,316 do you know? 67 00:05:51,340 --> 00:05:53,121 Woof! Never? 68 00:05:54,105 --> 00:05:57,245 Um... well, obviously you're not was with the right man. 69 00:06:01,089 --> 00:06:03,385 Oh my god...does that really work? 70 00:06:03,409 --> 00:06:05,025 Every time. 71 00:06:05,049 --> 00:06:07,225 Are you kidding me? It is the biggest challenge for man. 72 00:06:07,249 --> 00:06:09,367 Tish is the scorpion queen. 73 00:06:09,449 --> 00:06:11,202 See you tonight! 74 00:06:18,450 --> 00:06:23,037 Well... 'Another friend used and rejected...huh, tish? 75 00:06:25,031 --> 00:06:26,407 You know, I have to be honestly with you Tish, 76 00:06:26,431 --> 00:06:28,661 I was never very comfortable I watch you do that to men 77 00:06:28,685 --> 00:06:31,128 when it should be some kind posted warning sign... 78 00:06:31,152 --> 00:06:33,208 If men are so easy to manipulate, 79 00:06:33,232 --> 00:06:35,384 they deserve to be used. 80 00:06:35,752 --> 00:06:38,791 I'm easy to manipulate. Why don't women take advantage of me? 81 00:06:41,478 --> 00:06:43,869 I think we can all guess the answer to that. 82 00:07:05,739 --> 00:07:07,275 Is that a crystal lady? 83 00:07:07,299 --> 00:07:08,795 Oh yeah, that's Zo. 84 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,075 This way... 85 00:07:10,099 --> 00:07:12,057 Yes, it stands for Zoheret. 86 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,251 It means "she shines" in Hebrew. 87 00:07:18,202 --> 00:07:19,892 See? She knows things. 88 00:07:19,916 --> 00:07:21,960 She seems nice, trucker. 89 00:08:19,051 --> 00:08:21,522 So I'll call you later? 90 00:08:21,732 --> 00:08:23,360 Yeah, um... sure. 91 00:08:36,252 --> 00:08:38,324 Oh, look! She can still walk. 92 00:08:40,838 --> 00:08:43,229 OK, let's hear it, what were his grades like? 93 00:08:44,819 --> 00:08:47,779 "A" for effort, "C" for execution. 94 00:08:48,339 --> 00:08:49,967 A natural gift? 95 00:08:50,779 --> 00:08:52,658 I didn't even register. 96 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:53,790 So bad, huh? 97 00:08:53,814 --> 00:08:56,455 So bad, and... he knows it. 98 00:08:57,739 --> 00:08:59,875 You know... did you at least tell him that size doesn't matter? 99 00:08:59,899 --> 00:09:01,308 Yes, of course, I told him. 100 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,730 You don't really think Guys believe that, don't they? 101 00:09:10,352 --> 00:09:12,151 Hey Piper, what's in that box? 102 00:09:13,004 --> 00:09:15,122 Oh... it's just my art stuff. 103 00:09:15,312 --> 00:09:16,358 Are you an artist? 104 00:09:16,382 --> 00:09:19,381 Oh, that's great! do you paint like, controversial shit? 105 00:09:19,406 --> 00:09:21,995 Like, people pee on the Pope or something? 106 00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:24,654 - No! - That is not even disputed anymore. 107 00:09:24,754 --> 00:09:26,134 So what the hell? 108 00:09:26,194 --> 00:09:29,767 Well, that's right, you know... "Politically correct controversy". 109 00:09:30,316 --> 00:09:32,529 This has often been done before to expect it, now 110 00:09:32,554 --> 00:09:34,866 draw someone pissing on martin Luther King and we'll see what happens.. 111 00:09:34,890 --> 00:09:36,926 Or... Martin Luther King I'm pissing on the pope! 112 00:09:36,950 --> 00:09:38,580 It's controversial. 113 00:09:38,604 --> 00:09:41,040 Yes... or, the pope takes the piss about Martin Luther King? 114 00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:42,209 Or Martin Lawrence? That would really be... 115 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:46,610 All right, people... people! I don't take pictures no one pisses on anyone. Sorry. 116 00:09:46,634 --> 00:09:48,810 Yeah, no... it was just an idea, you know I'm just saying 117 00:09:48,834 --> 00:09:51,521 If I were an artist, I certainly would piss on someone. 118 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:55,058 Hey trucker! 119 00:09:57,333 --> 00:10:00,292 Good! Piper, why don't you decorate our wall for us? 120 00:10:02,756 --> 00:10:04,509 - Really? - Of course. 121 00:10:06,416 --> 00:10:08,215 What... what should I paint? 122 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,992 It's yours. Go ahead! 123 00:10:11,016 --> 00:10:14,056 You don't have to take a picture anyone pisses on anyone. 124 00:10:14,297 --> 00:10:16,608 - I... I mean, unless you want me to. - Good morning. 125 00:10:17,657 --> 00:10:19,968 This arrived in my mail by mistake. 126 00:10:29,576 --> 00:10:32,331 Hi Piper... I'm glad. 127 00:10:33,505 --> 00:10:34,505 Hi. 128 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,561 Wait, wait, wait, wait, how... how did you know her name? 129 00:10:37,585 --> 00:10:39,782 She just feels like "Piper". 130 00:10:43,745 --> 00:10:46,136 Zo, before you go, Can I make you a sandwich? 131 00:10:46,425 --> 00:10:47,881 Roast turkey is very good. 132 00:10:47,905 --> 00:10:50,281 Thanks, but I don't eat everything that had a mother. 133 00:10:51,024 --> 00:10:52,494 ON! Okay, um... 134 00:10:52,525 --> 00:10:54,199 Egg salad then? 135 00:10:55,081 --> 00:10:58,129 Well... the eggs are real abort the chicks, right? 136 00:10:58,153 --> 00:11:01,049 I mean, I support it a woman's right to choose, 137 00:11:01,073 --> 00:11:04,136 but I don't think anyone asked chickens in advance. 138 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,879 Immediately! 139 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,539 Well, actually... since farmers don't keep roosters 140 00:11:09,564 --> 00:11:11,106 the eggs are not fertilized, so 141 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:14,741 technically, we just eat a byproduct of the hen's menstrual cycle. 142 00:11:14,765 --> 00:11:18,730 Well, that's certainly tempting! Chicken period salad, that's... lovely. 143 00:11:21,228 --> 00:11:23,992 I think I'll just stick with it to a 6-inch tofurkey. 144 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,060 - 6 inch tofurkey. - Let's go up! 145 00:11:27,868 --> 00:11:30,810 - Hmm... what is this? - Oh, 146 00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:33,864 I made a website for truck drivers. And there are our online order forms, 147 00:11:33,888 --> 00:11:35,563 so that people would simply email me their orders, 148 00:11:35,587 --> 00:11:38,283 and then we have them ready in their spare time. 149 00:11:38,317 --> 00:11:39,397 - That's great! - Yes, 150 00:11:39,421 --> 00:11:42,083 and this is how Jen is online in case fuzzy signs up, right? 151 00:11:42,651 --> 00:11:44,370 Who is cloudy? 152 00:11:44,451 --> 00:11:47,240 He's just an internet friend. Type. 153 00:11:47,451 --> 00:11:49,467 Oh, I... I hope it's a guy. 154 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:52,280 We agreed not to change any identifying information. 155 00:11:52,851 --> 00:11:55,027 So basically it could be Charles Manson with a laptop? 156 00:11:55,051 --> 00:11:56,566 Bingo! 157 00:11:56,651 --> 00:12:01,442 No, fuzzy is good. His presence it feels peaceful, don't you? 158 00:12:03,204 --> 00:12:05,162 Yes, I feel something. 159 00:12:06,773 --> 00:12:08,653 What? Maybe I will. 160 00:12:11,507 --> 00:12:14,137 Just follow where your soul leads you, Jen. 161 00:12:14,974 --> 00:12:16,363 Thanks. 162 00:12:16,454 --> 00:12:17,923 Goodbye, trucker. 163 00:12:24,479 --> 00:12:26,028 Goodbye. 164 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,213 Did I say something stupid? 165 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:36,796 Doesn't that worry you? I mean, you don't know anything about him 166 00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:39,575 or her... or even that! 167 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:42,370 You know, he's just somebody I can talk to. 168 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:46,932 And I know it's crazy, but... I feel really close to him. 169 00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:49,739 Do you think he is your soulmate? 170 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,305 Would that be so bad? 171 00:12:51,329 --> 00:12:52,809 No, but 172 00:12:54,884 --> 00:12:57,320 What happens when "he" wants to meet? 173 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,445 Well, we correspond by email already almost a year and it didn't show up. 174 00:13:01,469 --> 00:13:02,569 A year?! 175 00:13:02,978 --> 00:13:06,229 Jen, what are you guys talking about if You don't talk about each other? 176 00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:08,183 Everything else? 177 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:12,188 I mean, we're talking about music, and books, the war in Iraq 178 00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:14,109 his dog, my cat... 179 00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:18,148 You know, I just told him I started working with a future famous artist. 180 00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:21,183 Well, let's not get carried away... 181 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:28,026 That must be such a trick to watch the ocean and you know you can draw it. 182 00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:31,130 Are your parents artistic? 183 00:13:31,154 --> 00:13:32,890 Yes, my mom is really good. 184 00:13:32,914 --> 00:13:35,191 So you might have super talented kid one day. 185 00:13:41,986 --> 00:13:43,500 I already do that. 186 00:13:46,527 --> 00:13:48,155 I was 15 years old. 187 00:13:48,647 --> 00:13:51,720 I had... four younger brothers. 188 00:13:52,007 --> 00:13:54,204 I have one of them who was still in diapers... 189 00:13:54,247 --> 00:13:56,558 There was no way that my mom she wanted to let me hold her. 190 00:13:57,167 --> 00:14:01,685 I've never met the couple, but... I was talking to my wife on the phone once. 191 00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:04,484 She said they were names Lisa and Noah, i 192 00:14:05,248 --> 00:14:07,764 that they wanted to call her Julia. 193 00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:12,357 She asked me if that was okay with me. 194 00:14:15,161 --> 00:14:17,147 I thought it was real considerate, you know? 195 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,249 She promised to keep in touch, 196 00:14:23,273 --> 00:14:25,177 send pictures... 197 00:14:25,201 --> 00:14:26,656 That's nice. 198 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,835 And she did that for about two years. 199 00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:32,954 Then it just stopped. 200 00:14:33,921 --> 00:14:37,074 The last pictures I saw they were on Julia's second birthday. 201 00:14:37,241 --> 00:14:39,199 Just like that? 202 00:14:39,881 --> 00:14:42,841 Nothing yet... six years... 203 00:14:46,694 --> 00:14:48,493 Then I saw this! 204 00:14:49,813 --> 00:14:52,363 I read this article about gifted children. 205 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:55,413 In the back they have some pictures from Santa Cruz art students, check it out! 206 00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:57,286 There it is. 207 00:14:57,453 --> 00:15:02,250 Okay, I mean...she kind of looks like you and... she's the right age, but... 208 00:15:02,274 --> 00:15:05,709 Jen, I'm not hesitant. ok look they state her name. Julia! 209 00:15:05,733 --> 00:15:08,500 - Julia Miller! And, she's artistic. - Yes, but... 210 00:15:08,524 --> 00:15:11,742 So I went online and looked Millers in Santa Cruz. 211 00:15:11,766 --> 00:15:15,629 There were a million of them, but there there was only one named "Noah". 212 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,108 That was the husband's name. 213 00:15:17,132 --> 00:15:19,937 So, I waited until the middle day, and I called the number. 214 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:23,817 And I got a voicemail, and... they were on it! 215 00:15:25,578 --> 00:15:27,994 "This is Noah... and Julia." 216 00:15:28,018 --> 00:15:29,040 Like that. 217 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,710 Jen, that's them! 218 00:15:33,778 --> 00:15:35,657 What are you going to do? 219 00:15:37,444 --> 00:15:39,243 I don't know. 220 00:15:39,991 --> 00:15:42,825 Some days knowing is enough that she is happy and healthy and 221 00:15:44,538 --> 00:15:46,530 other days... 222 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,946 So... what tricks do you have in mind 223 00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:05,362 Well, you'll see tonight. I guarantee you won't be disappointed. 224 00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:09,626 Woodstock, you know, that was easy beautiful, it was perfect, you know? 225 00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:12,915 Everything came down to peace, and free love and music. 226 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:16,558 And orgies with the draft. Drugs. Irresponsibility. Stranger! 227 00:16:16,650 --> 00:16:21,194 Oh, Mr. J...don't be crazy! Just focus on love, won't you? 228 00:16:34,942 --> 00:16:36,091 Hi. 229 00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:46,199 It's beautiful. 230 00:16:46,502 --> 00:16:48,051 Thanks. 231 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:50,243 - Are you hungry? - Yes. 232 00:17:08,357 --> 00:17:11,590 Oh... no. Thank you for the stone. 233 00:17:24,641 --> 00:17:29,273 Oh no...don't even think about it. My Karma needs all the help she can get. 234 00:17:29,641 --> 00:17:31,713 Thank you, trucker. 235 00:17:33,589 --> 00:17:35,900 Okay, anyway, They are really wrong about drugs. 236 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,803 Hell, I wish I was alive then! 237 00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:40,457 I mean, it's just my luck to guess my sexual climax at the time when 238 00:17:40,481 --> 00:17:43,777 when celibacy is cool, and... The only safe sex is watching pornography. 239 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:47,179 - I should have reached the peak 40 years ago! - What is so different today? 240 00:17:47,203 --> 00:17:50,574 I mean, you still wouldn't get laid, he would still watch porn. 241 00:17:50,598 --> 00:17:53,245 The only difference would be, She would wear more polyester. 242 00:17:53,269 --> 00:17:55,045 He's right, priest. 243 00:17:55,069 --> 00:17:57,005 But at least you have company here. 244 00:17:57,029 --> 00:17:59,545 Nobody has much, except... tish. 245 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,466 - I'm excited about tonight, yes... - Oh, 246 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:03,189 - at what time? - Eight thirty. 247 00:18:04,309 --> 00:18:05,698 - Goodbye. - Goodbye! 248 00:18:13,481 --> 00:18:14,810 Oh, don't even get me started! 249 00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:17,321 If men are so easy to mess with, they deserve what they get. 250 00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:19,320 Hey, I'm light! Don't I deserve it? 251 00:18:19,661 --> 00:18:22,737 Well, priest, you see, it's your problem You always attack hot girls. 252 00:18:22,761 --> 00:18:24,708 You know, you have to raise your expectations, man! 253 00:18:24,732 --> 00:18:28,023 - Excuse me? - Well, really hot women, 254 00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:29,417 require a lot of maintenance, and without exception 255 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,649 totally worthless between the sheets. 256 00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:33,923 Seriously? 257 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,090 God's truth. 258 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,101 It certainly was my experience. 259 00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:39,038 Oh, pff... you're pathetic! 260 00:18:39,063 --> 00:18:41,124 - Okay. Take Tish for example. - Is that right? 261 00:18:41,325 --> 00:18:43,941 Men are so excited to be with a body like hers, 262 00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:46,781 that all you have to do is relax and enjoy the ride, you know? 263 00:18:46,805 --> 00:18:49,047 That way she never will develop any skills in bed. 264 00:18:49,071 --> 00:18:51,596 - I agree with that! - Hey, I'm working hard! 265 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:54,388 Hey, don't get me wrong! Attractive women are beautiful to look at, 266 00:18:54,412 --> 00:18:56,300 just don't go home with the prom queen. 267 00:18:56,324 --> 00:18:58,110 Give her a crown, she will never fall. 268 00:18:58,134 --> 00:19:01,462 - I was the prom queen! - Well, I'm closing my case. 269 00:19:01,486 --> 00:19:04,795 Okay, well, that's it! You. Me too. In the office! 270 00:19:06,108 --> 00:19:08,146 I'll show you how i got my crown! 271 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,216 Women! 272 00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:13,823 They are so easy to surpass in finesse. 273 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,295 They deserve what they get! 274 00:19:16,507 --> 00:19:17,896 Dick! 275 00:19:22,947 --> 00:19:24,575 Nice! Nice! Shit! 276 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,333 Thanks. 277 00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:39,889 Wow, that was a near death experience! Thanks. 278 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,730 No problem. 279 00:21:41,775 --> 00:21:44,894 Woof! You draw really good stones! They are better than mine. 280 00:21:45,775 --> 00:21:46,821 Do you want to know why? 281 00:21:46,845 --> 00:21:48,324 Of course. 282 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,844 I can show you. 283 00:21:51,294 --> 00:21:53,491 You just have to deepen the shadows, understand? 284 00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,199 - Don't be afraid to be brave. - Wow! 285 00:22:02,319 --> 00:22:03,284 Thanks! 286 00:22:03,308 --> 00:22:04,931 That's... a nice topic. 287 00:22:04,978 --> 00:22:07,139 Oh... well, I hope you don't mind, I'm not a pervert or anything... 288 00:22:07,163 --> 00:22:09,194 I just tried to practice drawing children. 289 00:22:09,218 --> 00:22:12,211 It doesn't look like you need a lot of practice. 290 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,640 You want that? 291 00:22:16,664 --> 00:22:18,176 Not. 292 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,919 Not really. 293 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,235 Just kidding! 294 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,160 Just kidding, I'd love it if you didn't. of course it bothers me to part with it... 295 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,153 - What's his name? - Julia. 296 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:32,496 She is another artist. You know, sometimes I feel like 297 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,176 the only person left in space who still paints by numbers. 298 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,274 Oh, he must use all his artistic powers talents from his mother, therefore. 299 00:22:40,173 --> 00:22:41,972 Yeah, who knows? 300 00:22:46,739 --> 00:22:49,016 Thank you very much. It's beautiful. 301 00:22:49,459 --> 00:22:51,178 She is beautiful. 302 00:22:52,139 --> 00:22:56,214 Yeah, I am... sort of inclined to it, a little. 303 00:22:59,418 --> 00:23:01,012 By the way, my name is Noah. 304 00:23:02,021 --> 00:23:03,997 I am... Ana. 305 00:23:04,021 --> 00:23:06,139 Ana, it was nice to meet you. 306 00:23:06,181 --> 00:23:09,857 Especially since we founded if you're not a pervert... 307 00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,357 Worry! 308 00:23:12,381 --> 00:23:13,929 Goodbye. 309 00:23:34,173 --> 00:23:35,829 Hey, what's wrong with the spacemobile? 310 00:23:35,853 --> 00:23:37,447 Ah, it won't start... 311 00:23:37,733 --> 00:23:40,089 Can you jump in and see If we can get it going, man? 312 00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:46,807 Okay, give it a try! 313 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:51,405 I got nothing. 314 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:54,627 Okay, one more time. 315 00:23:57,406 --> 00:23:58,795 Scream, Scream! 316 00:24:00,186 --> 00:24:01,316 Okay, go again. 317 00:24:21,645 --> 00:24:23,683 - That was strange, wasn't it? - That was strange. - Strange. 318 00:24:27,652 --> 00:24:29,041 Apron! 319 00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:36,454 Oh, look! Fuzzy22, right on time. 320 00:24:36,818 --> 00:24:38,034 Shut up! 321 00:24:38,058 --> 00:24:39,980 Aha! I can't believe it, Jen. You fell in love with a police officer. 322 00:24:40,004 --> 00:24:41,263 What makes you think he's a cop? 323 00:24:41,287 --> 00:24:42,828 Um, "flakes"... What else could it be? 324 00:24:42,852 --> 00:24:44,552 I mean "peach hair" 325 00:24:44,576 --> 00:24:46,262 since it is likely say, 12 or so.. 326 00:24:46,286 --> 00:24:48,115 Or maybe he has a really hairy back. 327 00:24:49,262 --> 00:24:50,629 Maybe he's a peach farmer in Georgia. 328 00:24:50,653 --> 00:24:53,130 Oh, Jen! You don't want to move to Georgia! 329 00:24:53,155 --> 00:24:54,671 I'm not moving anywhere. 330 00:24:54,695 --> 00:24:56,598 I bet "22" means he's obsessed with guns. 331 00:24:56,622 --> 00:24:57,958 Maybe... just because of his age, you know. 332 00:24:57,982 --> 00:25:00,198 Or... it could be the number of years stayed until parole hearing. 333 00:25:00,222 --> 00:25:03,318 Yes, or maybe the last 22 years they put him in a cloudy state... 334 00:25:03,342 --> 00:25:05,141 I like that one... 335 00:25:30,573 --> 00:25:31,743 What can I do for you two? 336 00:25:31,767 --> 00:25:34,523 We reported it by phone. Two "spicy Italian" sandwiches. 337 00:25:36,013 --> 00:25:37,482 How big? 338 00:25:38,133 --> 00:25:40,091 Ten centimeters... 339 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:42,242 Total? 340 00:25:43,173 --> 00:25:44,926 Each, of course. 341 00:25:55,785 --> 00:25:57,219 I'm quiet. 342 00:26:10,215 --> 00:26:11,889 Oh, my God! 343 00:26:17,351 --> 00:26:19,469 Has this worked for anyone else? 344 00:26:38,317 --> 00:26:39,752 Sorry? 345 00:26:39,797 --> 00:26:41,186 No, not you! Just... 346 00:26:42,357 --> 00:26:44,031 Hello, sorry! 347 00:26:44,317 --> 00:26:45,911 Hello! 348 00:26:46,797 --> 00:26:48,373 Oh, sorry, I... 349 00:26:48,397 --> 00:26:50,276 "Oh, sorry!"... yes... 350 00:26:50,397 --> 00:26:58,018 I ordered a twelve inch veggie sandwich. Does this look like 12 inches to you? 351 00:26:58,043 --> 00:26:59,393 No, I... 352 00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:03,530 You know how girls are not good with measurements. 353 00:27:03,554 --> 00:27:06,971 My last boyfriend told me that this was 12 inches. 354 00:27:06,995 --> 00:27:08,929 So get it! 355 00:27:09,730 --> 00:27:11,245 Good... 356 00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:13,649 Thank you. 357 00:27:16,650 --> 00:27:18,368 Thank you very much. Thanks. 358 00:27:24,430 --> 00:27:25,865 Thanks! 359 00:27:31,061 --> 00:27:33,450 Thank you... I'm such an idiot! 360 00:27:33,981 --> 00:27:36,147 Okay, Jen, You never canceled the order. 361 00:27:36,171 --> 00:27:39,237 Yes, what happened? Fuzzy's mother finally take away his computer? 362 00:27:39,261 --> 00:27:41,970 No, actually... He wants to meet. 363 00:27:43,308 --> 00:27:45,731 Don't do that, Jen. You don't know anything about him. 364 00:27:45,755 --> 00:27:47,549 Wait a minute, why this scares you that much? 365 00:27:47,573 --> 00:27:49,773 When you go home with someone Who just promises you! 366 00:27:50,635 --> 00:27:52,811 I talk to them first, jerk! 367 00:27:52,835 --> 00:27:54,971 Besides, I can take care of myself. 368 00:27:54,995 --> 00:27:56,731 This is Jen we're talking about. 369 00:27:56,755 --> 00:27:59,651 Okay, reality check, folks! I mean, This guy could live in Madagascar! 370 00:27:59,675 --> 00:28:01,827 That! Or... Schenectady. 371 00:28:02,035 --> 00:28:04,938 He lives near Los Angeles he told me. 372 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,378 Did you tell him/her? Are you in Santa Cruz? 373 00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:10,517 Jesus, Jen! Tell me you didn't tell him your real name! 374 00:28:10,541 --> 00:28:12,818 No, he only knows me as "Ladybug". 375 00:28:13,381 --> 00:28:15,260 So what now, ladybug? 376 00:28:18,594 --> 00:28:20,633 I'll think about it. 377 00:28:31,212 --> 00:28:33,045 Tish, right? 378 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,012 A mysterious man, isn't he? 379 00:28:35,619 --> 00:28:37,008 Tadd. 380 00:28:37,059 --> 00:28:38,494 Tadd. 381 00:28:38,579 --> 00:28:41,287 Another "hot Italian" sandwich, right? 382 00:28:41,698 --> 00:28:43,292 Just one? 383 00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:46,171 One for Brad. 384 00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:58,952 Nice hair. 385 00:28:59,683 --> 00:29:01,311 Thanks, "kid". 386 00:29:03,403 --> 00:29:05,202 Well, see you, Tish. 387 00:29:17,886 --> 00:29:19,765 Tadd and Brad... 388 00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:22,277 Well, isn't that... gay? 389 00:29:37,145 --> 00:29:38,601 Guess! 390 00:29:38,625 --> 00:29:40,219 Oh... I don't know! 391 00:29:40,505 --> 00:29:42,041 Do you remember me? 392 00:29:42,065 --> 00:29:43,961 Of course I remember you! 393 00:29:43,985 --> 00:29:45,961 Dad, look who I found! 394 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:50,966 Hey! This is Ana, who draws stones and girls. 395 00:29:51,994 --> 00:29:53,074 What are you doing here? 396 00:29:53,098 --> 00:29:54,211 Homework. 397 00:29:54,235 --> 00:29:55,279 Me too. 398 00:29:55,303 --> 00:29:56,883 I have to do math and science 399 00:29:56,907 --> 00:29:59,090 before I was allowed to practice any art. 400 00:29:59,114 --> 00:30:01,330 Yes, some evil ogre made that rule up. 401 00:30:01,354 --> 00:30:03,514 Okay, Julia, I'll look up those articles. 402 00:30:03,538 --> 00:30:05,108 All right. 403 00:30:05,593 --> 00:30:07,426 I'll be fine with Anna. 404 00:30:08,052 --> 00:30:09,601 I'll be right back. 405 00:30:48,929 --> 00:30:50,345 I'll show you something. 406 00:30:50,369 --> 00:30:51,619 See the ears? 407 00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:53,825 Just put a little shadow inside. 408 00:30:53,849 --> 00:30:55,364 Super! 409 00:31:00,493 --> 00:31:02,485 That doesn't look like math to me. 410 00:31:02,613 --> 00:31:03,578 Done. 411 00:31:03,602 --> 00:31:05,532 - Spelling? - Done. 412 00:31:06,133 --> 00:31:07,749 Well, I have to check it out. 413 00:31:07,773 --> 00:31:09,322 Done. 414 00:31:09,573 --> 00:31:12,702 Dad, did you know Anna? has four younger brothers? 415 00:31:12,726 --> 00:31:14,015 She knows everything about children. 416 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:15,259 - Is that correct? - Yes. 417 00:31:15,283 --> 00:31:18,230 And she works in a sandwich shop, but not full time. 418 00:31:18,254 --> 00:31:19,803 Oh yeah? 419 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,033 Dad! 420 00:31:26,781 --> 00:31:28,500 Am I missing something? 421 00:31:28,621 --> 00:31:30,987 Julia asked me about private art lessons, 422 00:31:31,011 --> 00:31:33,731 and I believe she means She found her teacher. 423 00:31:34,741 --> 00:31:35,866 Good... 424 00:31:35,890 --> 00:31:39,976 And he could pick me up at school, so I I won't have to walk home with Bradley... 425 00:31:40,621 --> 00:31:42,010 WHO? 426 00:31:42,061 --> 00:31:44,342 Okay, I teach twice a week course for adults, 427 00:31:44,621 --> 00:31:47,615 and poor Julia has to walk home with Bradley. 428 00:31:47,661 --> 00:31:52,726 And then she is forced to stay with him a full 45 minutes until I get there. 429 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,920 You are a terrible father. 430 00:31:56,046 --> 00:31:58,093 Um, I have to give her something. tell your therapist in 10 years. 431 00:31:58,117 --> 00:32:00,062 Bradley picks his nose in class, 432 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:03,159 and makes these farting sounds in his armpits. 433 00:32:03,366 --> 00:32:05,882 Testosterone poisoning actually, you can't help it 434 00:32:06,406 --> 00:32:08,223 Ana, please save me! 435 00:32:08,247 --> 00:32:10,080 Please! 436 00:32:21,101 --> 00:32:21,782 All right. 437 00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:24,314 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 438 00:32:52,885 --> 00:32:53,993 Tadd. 439 00:32:54,017 --> 00:32:55,421 Tooth. 440 00:32:55,445 --> 00:32:57,437 So what can I get you tonight? 441 00:32:58,885 --> 00:33:00,638 Order to leave. 442 00:33:01,005 --> 00:33:02,679 What do you want? 443 00:33:03,605 --> 00:33:05,279 Your. 444 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,839 - Sorry, I just live indirectly. - Ignore me. 445 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,269 Well, look... 446 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,478 With men... I never had 447 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,957 you know... totally... 448 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,278 Does it work on dumb guys? 449 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,758 Yes, usually. 450 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,319 Are you ready to go then? 451 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,459 Huh! It's nice how he held himself. the door for her... 452 00:33:47,623 --> 00:33:49,119 What a gentleman... 453 00:33:49,143 --> 00:33:51,275 He is gifted, I can see that. 454 00:33:52,015 --> 00:33:53,768 And I am the only guardian... 455 00:34:05,934 --> 00:34:07,589 The car is really nice. 456 00:34:07,614 --> 00:34:09,413 Yes, I love this car. 457 00:34:09,934 --> 00:34:11,847 I like how you look in this car. 458 00:34:13,094 --> 00:34:14,390 Where is Brad tonight? 459 00:34:14,414 --> 00:34:17,282 Sitting in the apartment, wishing that he he took you out instead. 460 00:34:19,774 --> 00:34:23,291 So how can you afford such a good car... And expensive tips? 461 00:34:24,534 --> 00:34:26,606 Sucked from my loaded father. 462 00:34:59,558 --> 00:35:00,735 What? 463 00:35:00,759 --> 00:35:02,735 Nothing, it's really good. 464 00:35:02,759 --> 00:35:05,389 No, that poor thing is wrong. 465 00:35:06,999 --> 00:35:08,415 That poor thing? 466 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,375 That's what my dad calls it. 467 00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:12,357 What's your dad's name? 468 00:35:12,399 --> 00:35:14,152 This. 469 00:35:14,399 --> 00:35:16,755 What? That... nonsensical thing? 470 00:35:16,879 --> 00:35:19,310 Otherwise he knows as a turkey base. 471 00:35:20,253 --> 00:35:22,167 Well... yes, if you want to use his nickname, 472 00:35:22,191 --> 00:35:25,069 but everyone knows the real name is of course... 473 00:35:25,093 --> 00:35:26,846 - That nonsense. - That nonsense. 474 00:35:27,253 --> 00:35:31,062 Speaking of bad things, I have meeting at six o'clock on Thursday. 475 00:35:31,086 --> 00:35:33,141 You think you could staying up late with Julia, maybe 476 00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:34,564 bring her dinner? 477 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,763 Could I cook? with that nonsense thing? 478 00:35:37,787 --> 00:35:39,563 Absolutely! 479 00:35:39,587 --> 00:35:41,466 Then it's a deal. 480 00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:52,612 So where is mother? 481 00:35:52,636 --> 00:35:54,567 - I don't know. - You didn't ask? 482 00:35:54,591 --> 00:35:55,663 Not! 483 00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:57,776 I mean, as far as they are concerned I'm just a student. 484 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,984 It would be... Odd, if I may ask. 485 00:36:00,008 --> 00:36:02,361 What if she calls or... Is it coming when you are there? 486 00:36:02,468 --> 00:36:05,721 Then you don't hit the bitch for belittling them for five years. 487 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,369 Oh, look! Live. 488 00:36:10,393 --> 00:36:12,021 Barely. 489 00:36:13,633 --> 00:36:16,449 Okay, start with this. I'll bring the IV...? 490 00:36:16,473 --> 00:36:17,598 I'm in love. 491 00:36:17,622 --> 00:36:18,804 No, you have a fever... 492 00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:22,305 Oh, look! The man pretends know the difference. 493 00:36:22,753 --> 00:36:26,569 - I finally found 11, huh? - Um... 12! 494 00:36:26,593 --> 00:36:29,102 I did things with Tadd, I have never worked before. 495 00:36:29,126 --> 00:36:31,789 Oh, really? As? Waiting for a second date? 496 00:36:31,873 --> 00:36:34,996 Well, the waves were terrible. What did I miss at our staff meeting? 497 00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:40,193 Well, tish in love. Or lust 498 00:36:40,247 --> 00:36:42,272 depending on who are you talking to 499 00:36:42,296 --> 00:36:44,820 Really? I'm proud of you, angel. 500 00:36:45,109 --> 00:36:46,598 Piper digs deeper and deeper 501 00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:48,598 in the pit of fraud with the Millers... 502 00:36:48,622 --> 00:36:50,575 Good... good to see that old tradition of our company, 503 00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:52,075 to create the worst possible decision 504 00:36:52,099 --> 00:36:56,485 in any situation, it is transferred employee of the next generation. 505 00:36:56,509 --> 00:36:58,795 Priestly answered with his feminine side. 506 00:36:58,819 --> 00:37:00,685 I love my kilt! 507 00:37:00,709 --> 00:37:04,784 And, I made a decision... Blurry at the meeting. 508 00:37:08,182 --> 00:37:09,571 AND? 509 00:37:10,302 --> 00:37:11,930 Well, um... 510 00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:13,596 We all have the same interests, 511 00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:15,820 He always makes me laugh and... 512 00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:18,118 Man, I tell him everything! 513 00:37:18,142 --> 00:37:20,428 That's obvious. We have to meet! 514 00:37:20,452 --> 00:37:21,547 Immediately! 515 00:37:21,571 --> 00:37:23,238 And... what if "he" is a woman? 516 00:37:23,262 --> 00:37:24,678 We will find a way to make it work. 517 00:37:24,702 --> 00:37:26,192 Oooh, if that happens, can I watch? 518 00:37:26,216 --> 00:37:27,558 What if he's 14? 519 00:37:27,588 --> 00:37:30,561 Oooh, if that happens, Can I... take a video? 520 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:32,514 He drives himself to the meeting place, 521 00:37:32,538 --> 00:37:34,641 so he must be at least 16, right? 522 00:37:35,102 --> 00:37:38,380 And that's not... So much younger. 523 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,078 A convicted felon? 524 00:37:40,102 --> 00:37:42,069 Hmm, it's out now, so it couldn't be that bad. 525 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,147 Paralyzed? 526 00:37:43,171 --> 00:37:45,478 If he can go with it, I sure can. 527 00:37:45,502 --> 00:37:48,293 Ugly as a rhino's ass? 528 00:37:48,318 --> 00:37:52,324 Looks are really the least of my worries, I mean, he's a great guy. 529 00:37:52,648 --> 00:37:55,841 But what if he has, like, crazy hair on the ass and... and 530 00:37:55,865 --> 00:37:58,544 more artificial holes in his head than in real? 531 00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:00,606 Oh, I could never be so lucky. 532 00:38:01,528 --> 00:38:04,324 Okay, so... when and where? 533 00:38:04,349 --> 00:38:07,526 Halfway, next Saturday, at the club in Morrow Bay. 534 00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:09,646 He will be the one with a white rose on the table. 535 00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:12,060 Oh, that's so romantic! 536 00:38:13,229 --> 00:38:14,765 Trucker... 537 00:38:14,789 --> 00:38:18,205 I was wondering if there was any way I could borrow the spacemobile... 538 00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:20,045 I think so I could just go camping. 539 00:38:20,069 --> 00:38:22,744 - Of course. All for true love! - Thank you. 540 00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,348 Well, I'll go with that. 541 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,565 Really? 542 00:38:26,589 --> 00:38:27,856 Me too. 543 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,085 You are the best. 544 00:38:29,109 --> 00:38:30,536 That! Count me in! 545 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,256 Forget it! 546 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,079 Can we get to work now? 547 00:38:35,053 --> 00:38:36,179 I... I'll drive. 548 00:38:36,203 --> 00:38:37,298 Not! 549 00:38:37,322 --> 00:38:38,882 I'll buy a beer. 550 00:38:42,413 --> 00:38:44,610 I never get to do anything fun... 551 00:38:45,893 --> 00:38:48,293 Priestly, you want to go out? because of the flying job? 552 00:38:48,317 --> 00:38:49,670 Affirmative. 553 00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:50,705 But what do we need, Captain? 554 00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:53,012 Oh, we're out of tampons in the women's toilet. 555 00:38:55,094 --> 00:38:56,768 Oh, look at that face! 556 00:38:57,214 --> 00:38:59,344 Don't worry about it, we will get them tomorrow. 557 00:38:59,406 --> 00:39:01,558 What, you think I'm afraid boxes of clips? 558 00:39:02,805 --> 00:39:04,320 No worries, mate. 559 00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:06,644 Come on, look at me! 560 00:39:07,685 --> 00:39:09,803 I am the epitome of maturity! 561 00:39:10,445 --> 00:39:13,021 ok maybe not but close enough. 562 00:39:13,045 --> 00:39:14,249 I can do this. 563 00:39:14,273 --> 00:39:17,837 All right? I'm comfortable enough. with me to do this for you ladies. 564 00:39:17,965 --> 00:39:19,639 Hey, renaissance man! 565 00:39:20,245 --> 00:39:22,975 If you need help, just call me. 566 00:39:52,748 --> 00:39:53,884 City barbecue on the beach. Submarines per inch. 567 00:39:53,908 --> 00:39:55,557 Code Blue. Enemy territory. Aborting the mission. 568 00:39:55,581 --> 00:39:56,964 Who is this? 569 00:39:56,988 --> 00:39:58,522 Renaissance man. I'm in the store. 570 00:39:58,546 --> 00:40:00,595 There are too many enemy tampons. I'm out on bail. 571 00:40:00,619 --> 00:40:02,844 Okay, stay focused. Describe the situation. 572 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,835 Initial reconnaissance Does it look like a bag or a box? 573 00:40:04,859 --> 00:40:06,443 - A box. - A box. I understand. 574 00:40:06,467 --> 00:40:09,637 Okay, look at the chest height. Do you see anything marked as "normal"? 575 00:40:09,661 --> 00:40:10,760 Okay, regular. 576 00:40:12,474 --> 00:40:13,704 Uh. 577 00:40:13,874 --> 00:40:16,504 Here's one but it says "slim regular". 578 00:40:16,994 --> 00:40:19,917 How can something be both slim and regularly? Aren't these mutually exclusive? 579 00:40:19,941 --> 00:40:21,450 - Priestly... - Unless, of course, they imply 580 00:40:21,474 --> 00:40:24,043 that in the mysterious underground from femboxes slim is regular. 581 00:40:24,067 --> 00:40:25,199 Priestly. Are you done? 582 00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:26,809 - Well, what about super pluses? - No! 583 00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:29,399 - Why not? They sound, like, better. - Don't. They are huge. 584 00:40:29,423 --> 00:40:31,043 I thought you liked huge ones. 585 00:40:31,067 --> 00:40:35,336 This is one area where bigger... not better. 586 00:40:35,457 --> 00:40:38,114 Yeah, well you shouldn't buy everything protection you can get? I mean 587 00:40:38,138 --> 00:40:40,631 it says here that he can handle it any amount... oh my god! 588 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:45,082 Priestly, listen. If a woman need urgent help... dipstick 589 00:40:45,106 --> 00:40:46,656 in the women's toilet places for sandwiches... 590 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,190 - That's nasty. - She just wants something 591 00:40:48,214 --> 00:40:51,242 it will hold her until she doesn't can come home and use one of his own, 592 00:40:51,266 --> 00:40:54,921 based on your own style preferences and... flow requirements. 593 00:40:54,945 --> 00:40:56,937 - Tooth! - Yes? 594 00:40:57,145 --> 00:41:02,662 That word... "Flow". That's disgusting. That's disgusting. 595 00:41:03,489 --> 00:41:05,686 Just... buy slim regulars. 596 00:41:06,289 --> 00:41:08,385 Reception and departure. Back to base camp. 597 00:41:08,409 --> 00:41:10,561 I understand. Reception and check-out. 598 00:41:18,049 --> 00:41:19,438 Um... hi! 599 00:41:19,689 --> 00:41:21,078 Who was that? 600 00:41:21,969 --> 00:41:23,465 Uh... priestly. 601 00:41:23,489 --> 00:41:24,958 Jason? 602 00:41:25,830 --> 00:41:28,825 No, um... he works here. You saw him. 603 00:41:28,849 --> 00:41:32,033 Oh yeah... weirdo! 604 00:41:39,668 --> 00:41:42,346 - Look at this guy's dress! - Nice! 605 00:41:55,698 --> 00:41:57,034 What? 606 00:41:57,058 --> 00:41:58,891 Nice breadsticks, dude! 607 00:41:59,978 --> 00:42:01,367 What, these? 608 00:42:01,618 --> 00:42:04,009 Dude, are you having a really cool day? 609 00:42:06,984 --> 00:42:09,454 I think it's funny should I buy tampons? 610 00:42:14,204 --> 00:42:16,912 Are you gentlemen...? And I use that term freely 611 00:42:16,937 --> 00:42:18,929 do you understand what this means? 612 00:42:20,923 --> 00:42:22,597 Obviously not. 613 00:42:24,730 --> 00:42:26,609 That means that... um, 614 00:42:27,070 --> 00:42:30,746 that there is a woman with whom I am so intimate 615 00:42:30,770 --> 00:42:34,330 that we are both comfortable with me buying her most personal things. 616 00:42:34,354 --> 00:42:38,587 This means that our relationship it's so solid, so reliable, 617 00:42:38,611 --> 00:42:40,888 that I'm not ashamed do this at all. 618 00:42:42,586 --> 00:42:44,624 That means, my friends, 619 00:42:45,026 --> 00:42:47,142 that instead of hanging out in the shop 620 00:42:47,166 --> 00:42:49,642 we have a sausage festival with another guy 621 00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:53,862 playing a leather flute or just going a little... all day... 622 00:42:53,886 --> 00:42:56,162 I'm breaking up from a beautiful lady 623 00:42:56,186 --> 00:43:00,348 everyday, and she takes him downtown. I 624 00:43:01,339 --> 00:43:03,616 everyone here knows that. 625 00:43:05,407 --> 00:43:08,605 - No high fives, old man. Just give me some love. - All right! 626 00:43:10,667 --> 00:43:12,462 Excellent! 627 00:43:19,507 --> 00:43:21,022 Peace! 628 00:44:06,036 --> 00:44:08,212 That's how she knows I'm home 629 00:44:08,236 --> 00:44:10,388 and that she was kissed. 630 00:44:13,488 --> 00:44:15,401 Oh, I hate coming home this late... 631 00:44:17,042 --> 00:44:19,160 Yes, she tried to wait for you, but 632 00:44:19,602 --> 00:44:21,355 - the shutters went out. - Yes. 633 00:44:23,503 --> 00:44:25,399 So there is a lot of lasagna in the oven. 634 00:44:25,423 --> 00:44:27,559 I only know how to cook for the football team and... 635 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:30,267 Julia had only one piece, so... the rest is up to you. 636 00:44:30,291 --> 00:44:31,813 You didn't eat? 637 00:44:31,984 --> 00:44:33,578 Not. 638 00:44:35,024 --> 00:44:38,257 Was cooking so bad for you? Should I... order out? 639 00:44:38,664 --> 00:44:40,960 My cooking is just fine, thank you very much. 640 00:44:40,984 --> 00:44:43,240 I just... feel a little uncomfortable. 641 00:44:43,264 --> 00:44:44,719 Well, I think you should join me. 642 00:44:44,743 --> 00:44:50,207 No... I want you to feel uncomfortable, but... I didn't eat. 643 00:44:52,170 --> 00:44:53,685 All right. 644 00:44:59,388 --> 00:45:02,310 Honestly, this is the best a home-cooked meal I ate 645 00:45:02,334 --> 00:45:03,472 since we moved here. 646 00:45:03,496 --> 00:45:05,157 - So where are you from? - Pennsylvania. 647 00:45:05,181 --> 00:45:06,643 Really? 648 00:45:06,667 --> 00:45:08,763 - I'm from Maryland. - Really? 649 00:45:08,787 --> 00:45:11,631 We used to go to Maryland all the time, we lived right across the border. 650 00:45:11,655 --> 00:45:13,905 We would go down on this great shop with small crabs. 651 00:45:14,027 --> 00:45:15,496 "Me"? 652 00:45:16,427 --> 00:45:18,340 So there is a Mrs. Miller? 653 00:45:20,107 --> 00:45:21,603 It used to be 654 00:45:21,627 --> 00:45:23,460 no more. 655 00:45:26,147 --> 00:45:27,980 And you're done with Julia? 656 00:45:28,467 --> 00:45:30,904 That's... unusual, isn't it? 657 00:45:42,751 --> 00:45:46,091 Look... I'm not very comfortable I'm talking about this, Ana. 658 00:45:54,127 --> 00:45:55,596 I'm sorry. 659 00:45:58,176 --> 00:45:59,975 You know, I think I'll go. 660 00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:03,017 - Anna, look, don't go... I... - No. 661 00:46:04,410 --> 00:46:06,129 I interjected. 662 00:46:06,610 --> 00:46:08,226 Ana, please! 663 00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:09,765 I really have to go. 664 00:46:10,530 --> 00:46:12,079 Thanks. 665 00:46:25,258 --> 00:46:26,873 Come on priest, it can't be that bad. 666 00:46:26,897 --> 00:46:29,155 - Yes, it can. - I can't believe you won't tell us. 667 00:46:29,179 --> 00:46:30,807 Leave it, baby. 668 00:46:32,659 --> 00:46:34,355 Morning! 669 00:46:34,379 --> 00:46:37,373 Hey truck, you'll know. What is the priest's name? 670 00:46:38,668 --> 00:46:39,872 Beats me. 671 00:46:39,896 --> 00:46:41,921 Hey, but... it has to be on his application, right? 672 00:46:41,945 --> 00:46:44,976 Now that I think about it, I'm not sure he even filled one out. 673 00:46:49,108 --> 00:46:50,871 City barbecue on the beach, sandwiches by the centimeter. 674 00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:52,267 Hi, is Ana there? 675 00:46:52,291 --> 00:46:54,181 Ana? 676 00:46:55,188 --> 00:46:57,783 Anna! That! Yes, Anna is here. 677 00:47:01,381 --> 00:47:02,770 Hello? 678 00:47:03,214 --> 00:47:04,603 Hey, it's me. 679 00:47:05,898 --> 00:47:07,194 Hi. 680 00:47:07,218 --> 00:47:10,138 Look, I was just calling to make sure You're still babysitting tomorrow. 681 00:47:10,498 --> 00:47:11,748 Of course I did. 682 00:47:11,772 --> 00:47:14,812 Well, I... I was afraid you wouldn't I came because of last night. It just is 683 00:47:15,218 --> 00:47:16,901 - everything with Julia's mother... - Hey, you know what? 684 00:47:16,925 --> 00:47:18,911 I shouldn't have peeked. 685 00:47:18,935 --> 00:47:21,329 You know, until Julija was 2 years old I just, you know... 686 00:47:21,898 --> 00:47:23,835 Well, I should say there wasn't really good time. 687 00:47:23,859 --> 00:47:25,515 I understand. 688 00:47:25,539 --> 00:47:27,338 Okay, great. That's all. behind us... okay? 689 00:47:27,939 --> 00:47:28,904 - Okay. - Okay, I will 690 00:47:28,928 --> 00:47:31,778 - see you tomorrow then. - Yes. 691 00:47:43,091 --> 00:47:44,479 Blessed be! 692 00:47:44,970 --> 00:47:46,485 Thanks. 693 00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:48,165 Goodbye. 694 00:48:05,204 --> 00:48:06,860 Okay, I got everything sorted. 695 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:09,220 We are driving on Saturday, camp registration, 696 00:48:09,244 --> 00:48:10,540 and the truck driver said that if we lower the seat, 697 00:48:10,564 --> 00:48:12,740 there is enough room that all three of us sleep. 698 00:48:12,764 --> 00:48:14,260 Yes, exactly... 699 00:48:14,284 --> 00:48:16,276 Like you will be spend the night with us... 700 00:48:18,044 --> 00:48:19,433 What? 701 00:48:19,644 --> 00:48:21,114 Nothing. 702 00:48:24,573 --> 00:48:26,766 - No way! - What?! 703 00:48:27,349 --> 00:48:28,998 You're still a virgin. 704 00:48:30,703 --> 00:48:33,663 Therefore? It's nothing. to be ashamed 705 00:48:34,183 --> 00:48:35,831 - is it? - No, it's not. 706 00:48:35,855 --> 00:48:38,653 If I claimed that, I wouldn't be in this mess I'm in now. 707 00:48:38,983 --> 00:48:40,348 Yeah... listen, it's, um 708 00:48:40,372 --> 00:48:43,271 not very different from when you do it yourself, it's easy 709 00:48:43,323 --> 00:48:45,222 it lasts much longer. 710 00:48:47,819 --> 00:48:49,466 Never? 711 00:48:49,633 --> 00:48:52,089 Look people, I'm the daughter of a computer geek, a Southern Baptist minister, 712 00:48:52,113 --> 00:48:55,129 from Wichita... I am the worst kind of late bloomer. 713 00:48:55,153 --> 00:48:56,774 You never turned on your banjo... 714 00:48:56,798 --> 00:48:59,834 Come on! It's not like you guys. you do that all the time, don't you? 715 00:49:01,249 --> 00:49:02,329 Yesterday morning. 716 00:49:02,353 --> 00:49:03,669 Two days ago. 717 00:49:03,693 --> 00:49:05,362 Last night. 718 00:49:05,738 --> 00:49:08,918 Don't worry! I did bam-bam go to another room. 719 00:49:13,544 --> 00:49:14,557 Oh, 720 00:49:14,598 --> 00:49:16,318 and I'm the one who's worried carpal tunnel? 721 00:49:16,759 --> 00:49:20,154 - Yes. - It's not carpal. It's more in the fingers. 722 00:49:29,942 --> 00:49:31,598 Nothing happens! 723 00:49:31,622 --> 00:49:33,250 Go ahead! 724 00:49:35,502 --> 00:49:38,118 I don't know you guys maybe mine is bad! 725 00:49:38,142 --> 00:49:40,419 - Keep going! - Keep going! 726 00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:44,318 - Ouch! - What? 727 00:49:44,342 --> 00:49:45,307 Very intense... 728 00:49:45,331 --> 00:49:48,290 - Well, just slow down! - Or move it to the left! 729 00:49:49,881 --> 00:49:52,397 This is one of those times I wish I smoked 730 00:49:52,462 --> 00:49:54,261 or I was doing origami, or something like that... 731 00:49:57,509 --> 00:50:00,423 Come on! Tadd is waiting for me! 732 00:50:00,669 --> 00:50:03,424 Tell him to come here and help if he is so impatient... 733 00:50:04,389 --> 00:50:07,349 So is Brad going rollerblading? and with your boys? 734 00:50:07,589 --> 00:50:10,693 Tadd says he's not one of those guys who gives up his friends 735 00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:12,662 when he finds a girl. 736 00:50:12,687 --> 00:50:14,495 It's cool... I guess. 737 00:50:14,519 --> 00:50:16,780 I guess... but they're roommates. 738 00:50:16,804 --> 00:50:18,917 I mean, they see each other all the time anyway. 739 00:50:18,941 --> 00:50:24,757 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh... oh my god... 740 00:50:24,791 --> 00:50:27,304 ladies and gentlemen, we have take off! 741 00:50:27,328 --> 00:50:30,037 Elvis has left the building! 742 00:50:39,081 --> 00:50:40,709 Does she look different to you? 743 00:50:41,740 --> 00:50:43,812 Our little girl is growing up. 744 00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:05,889 Roll off! 745 00:51:09,475 --> 00:51:11,204 Baby, you're something! 746 00:51:11,228 --> 00:51:13,313 Something good, I hope. 747 00:51:15,076 --> 00:51:16,989 Yes... something good. 748 00:51:18,150 --> 00:51:20,506 Hey, I have these cards for the "catalyst" on Saturday. 749 00:51:20,710 --> 00:51:23,723 Oh... too bad! I'm going out of town. 750 00:51:23,764 --> 00:51:24,420 Where are you going? 751 00:51:24,444 --> 00:51:27,071 Morrow Bay, but only for Saturday night. 752 00:51:27,095 --> 00:51:29,008 Can't get out of it? 753 00:51:29,215 --> 00:51:30,988 - Um-um, I'm going with Jen and Piper. - WHO? 754 00:51:31,012 --> 00:51:35,122 My friends from the shop... Jen's mystery man, remember? 755 00:51:35,146 --> 00:51:38,379 Yeah, right... look, can't you just do it Tell them you have a better offer? 756 00:51:39,366 --> 00:51:40,960 But I didn't. 757 00:51:41,686 --> 00:51:43,342 Ha... well, screw it! 758 00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:46,326 I'm sorry, but there's no way I lift Jen to her feet. 759 00:51:46,646 --> 00:51:48,661 Next time, just ask first. 760 00:51:48,685 --> 00:51:50,061 Whatever... 761 00:51:50,085 --> 00:51:52,285 So we have to find someone else use the third card. 762 00:51:53,085 --> 00:51:55,371 "Me"? Like "Brad"? 763 00:51:55,395 --> 00:51:58,527 Yes, like in "The Beard". 764 00:51:58,552 --> 00:52:00,599 Good, good. Is Brad coming? on all our dates? 765 00:52:00,623 --> 00:52:02,127 What the hell is the problem? 766 00:52:02,151 --> 00:52:04,006 You have your friends, I have mine. 767 00:52:04,030 --> 00:52:05,800 True, but I don't bring mine wherever i go 768 00:52:05,824 --> 00:52:07,928 You are not one of them Possessive girls, are you? 769 00:52:07,952 --> 00:52:10,449 The kind that doesn't want me have a life away from her? 770 00:52:10,473 --> 00:52:11,518 - No. - Good! 771 00:52:11,542 --> 00:52:13,825 Because I didn't I'll put up with that shit. 772 00:52:14,433 --> 00:52:16,346 Just... forget I said anything, okay? 773 00:52:17,273 --> 00:52:19,009 I don't know why, I'm behaving strangely. 774 00:52:19,033 --> 00:52:21,389 Hey, call in sick... 775 00:52:23,359 --> 00:52:25,112 Spend the day with me. 776 00:52:25,313 --> 00:52:30,337 A girl has to work. In addition, I don't have a rich dad. 777 00:52:30,404 --> 00:52:31,689 We thought we could have a little fun… 778 00:52:31,713 --> 00:52:34,041 Why not? Tonight. 779 00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:14,444 Dad! 780 00:53:14,468 --> 00:53:16,517 Hey kid! 781 00:53:17,588 --> 00:53:18,564 Well, you'll never guess What happened. 782 00:53:18,588 --> 00:53:19,493 What? 783 00:53:19,517 --> 00:53:22,542 All the electricity went out in the school, so they sent everyone home. 784 00:53:22,688 --> 00:53:23,797 Now, isn't that a shame? 785 00:53:23,821 --> 00:53:25,486 I can tell You're really broken about it. 786 00:53:25,510 --> 00:53:26,661 That. 787 00:53:26,828 --> 00:53:28,692 So I thought, if you feel that way, we would go down to the boardwalk 788 00:53:28,716 --> 00:53:31,356 one last time, before they close driving down for the winter... 789 00:53:31,390 --> 00:53:32,971 Great! 790 00:53:32,995 --> 00:53:34,423 And you know what? If we're lucky, 791 00:53:34,447 --> 00:53:37,046 maybe we just could to persuade Anna to come with us. 792 00:53:37,136 --> 00:53:41,567 Anna, please! Dad won't take me. on any spinning rides! 793 00:53:41,592 --> 00:53:43,885 That's because dad don't ride the merry-go-round, 794 00:53:43,909 --> 00:53:46,416 because carousels remind dad... About how he used to feel 795 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,774 after student parties, I'm just... dizzy and nauseous. 796 00:53:49,798 --> 00:53:53,829 Dad doesn't do them, you can't Make me make them, it won't happen. 797 00:53:54,332 --> 00:53:59,646 Woof! Look, dad! I'm flying! 798 00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:01,150 Did we do the right thing, Noah? 799 00:54:01,174 --> 00:54:02,718 Not really, no! 800 00:54:22,648 --> 00:54:25,960 - Dad, can I go play darts? - Yes, you can! 801 00:54:26,208 --> 00:54:27,723 - Here are the cards. - Thank you! 802 00:54:28,408 --> 00:54:30,002 Look at me! 803 00:54:32,127 --> 00:54:33,516 Okay, so look... I don't 804 00:54:34,207 --> 00:54:38,120 i want to be a walking cliché and courted the nanny, but... 805 00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:43,783 I want you to know that I like it come home and find you there. 806 00:54:43,874 --> 00:54:45,548 That. 807 00:54:48,634 --> 00:54:51,362 So... bear with me on this one, because I didn't 808 00:54:51,386 --> 00:54:54,670 did this after a long time, but, uh 809 00:54:55,174 --> 00:54:57,528 would you be interested at all in 810 00:54:57,552 --> 00:55:00,943 spending more time with the whole Miller family? 811 00:55:01,710 --> 00:55:03,677 Not only Julia, but 812 00:55:03,701 --> 00:55:05,504 with me? 813 00:55:09,190 --> 00:55:10,554 Deep sigh... 814 00:55:10,578 --> 00:55:12,006 Okay... 815 00:55:12,030 --> 00:55:13,579 No. No... 816 00:55:14,110 --> 00:55:16,926 The answer is "yes". A big yes. 817 00:55:16,950 --> 00:55:18,578 That? 818 00:55:23,470 --> 00:55:26,769 I think there are a few things we have to be honest about it first. 819 00:55:30,395 --> 00:55:32,194 Are you really a man? 820 00:55:33,355 --> 00:55:36,331 Only from the waist down. That doesn't bother you, does it? 821 00:55:36,355 --> 00:55:39,064 No, not at all! I like endowed girls. 822 00:55:44,024 --> 00:55:45,413 - Dad! - Hey! 823 00:55:45,698 --> 00:55:47,074 Guess what I won! 824 00:55:47,098 --> 00:55:48,905 I... wow, I give up. What? 825 00:55:48,929 --> 00:55:50,692 Well, I'll give you a hint! I won the snake! 826 00:55:53,857 --> 00:55:55,273 Fireworks! 827 00:55:55,297 --> 00:55:56,846 Pretty cool, right? 828 00:56:04,191 --> 00:56:06,024 I know what you mean about honesty, though. 829 00:56:07,310 --> 00:56:08,935 - Really? - Yes. 830 00:56:09,031 --> 00:56:11,262 We'll talk later. 831 00:56:21,277 --> 00:56:23,649 Okay, so we have chocolate, sleeping bags, food, 832 00:56:23,673 --> 00:56:26,896 personal items, chocolate, money, chocolate and beer. 833 00:56:26,997 --> 00:56:28,796 You think Do we have enough chocolate? 834 00:56:29,117 --> 00:56:30,666 I'll add that. 835 00:56:37,875 --> 00:56:39,550 Oh, is that tadd all mad? 836 00:56:39,574 --> 00:56:43,231 Yes, we were arguing about something. as usual. He will recover. 837 00:56:43,255 --> 00:56:47,534 Good. I was worried that you were mad at me. for a second. Imagine... 838 00:56:48,335 --> 00:56:50,009 Ah, no. You're fine. 839 00:56:54,204 --> 00:56:56,381 Hey, Jen, did you do something? different with your hair? 840 00:56:56,405 --> 00:56:57,734 No, why? 841 00:56:57,758 --> 00:56:59,304 I don't know, you just look different. 842 00:57:05,362 --> 00:57:07,354 - You told him? - No. 843 00:57:07,402 --> 00:57:10,138 ok angels Cosmobile is ready for action! 844 00:57:10,162 --> 00:57:11,881 Thanks, Charlie! 845 00:57:16,021 --> 00:57:18,035 - Hello everyone! - Hey, here you go! 846 00:57:24,454 --> 00:57:26,258 Watch out for the temple, the trucks. 847 00:57:32,208 --> 00:57:33,614 I made this for your trip. 848 00:57:35,667 --> 00:57:37,056 Is there chocolate in it? 849 00:57:37,107 --> 00:57:38,843 Unfortunately, no. 850 00:57:38,867 --> 00:57:42,723 This is a mixture of ground herbs, petals and pots. 851 00:57:42,747 --> 00:57:46,344 It will bring health and protection for you on your journey. 852 00:57:46,387 --> 00:57:47,981 Thank you, zo. 853 00:57:55,708 --> 00:58:00,038 It's not a sin, Jen, it's a celebration. Enjoy freely. 854 00:58:03,232 --> 00:58:07,339 Now, to make this work, you have to hold on to each other 855 00:58:07,364 --> 00:58:11,660 and let him in wind blowing from the ocean. 856 00:58:11,685 --> 00:58:13,313 All right! 857 00:58:16,348 --> 00:58:17,201 I have to run. 858 00:58:17,226 --> 00:58:20,124 I make lentil and tofu soup. 859 00:58:20,148 --> 00:58:21,867 Come by if you want some. 860 00:58:21,988 --> 00:58:23,484 Hey, here you go! 861 00:58:23,508 --> 00:58:27,457 Are you a vegetarian because you love it? animals or because you hate plants? 862 00:58:27,988 --> 00:58:29,741 Oh... I love you, priest. 863 00:58:29,948 --> 00:58:33,146 Hey, I'm... babysitting here I was/was the whole weekend 864 00:58:33,868 --> 00:58:35,860 It would be great if you took a shift. 865 01:00:21,452 --> 01:00:24,923 If this turns out to be ash from Zoe's first husband, I'm going crazy. 866 01:00:49,718 --> 01:00:51,694 I really don't think so this is necessary. 867 01:00:51,718 --> 01:00:53,312 It looks better down there. 868 01:00:58,312 --> 01:01:00,782 - What are you doing? - No... he needs more lifting. 869 01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:02,568 They won't get any more incentives. 870 01:01:02,592 --> 01:01:05,506 You guys just... I just want him to see the real me. 871 01:01:05,992 --> 01:01:08,273 Oh no no! Not. You never show up the real you on the first date. 872 01:01:08,512 --> 01:01:10,868 - I think you look beautiful. - Thank you. 873 01:01:11,459 --> 01:01:13,212 Different, somehow. 874 01:01:23,599 --> 01:01:25,591 - So, do you know what he drives? - No. 875 01:01:26,559 --> 01:01:28,162 No, of course not, that would be too easy. 876 01:01:28,186 --> 01:01:29,695 What difference would it make? 877 01:01:29,719 --> 01:01:30,764 A lot! 878 01:01:30,788 --> 01:01:32,515 Suppose he drives some beaten shit 879 01:01:32,539 --> 01:01:35,015 they are held together with adhesive tape and dental floss... 880 01:01:35,039 --> 01:01:36,952 All you need is love. 881 01:01:39,039 --> 01:01:43,111 And what if there is, say, the NRA? and skinhead stickers everywhere? 882 01:01:43,197 --> 01:01:44,933 Then we can work it out. 883 01:01:44,958 --> 01:01:47,308 It's a retro Beatles night at the Morrow Bay. 884 01:01:47,333 --> 01:01:49,813 We welcome a great foursome requests all night. 885 01:01:49,838 --> 01:01:54,317 What if he is the "fool on the hill"... Or "the man from nowhere"? 886 01:01:54,624 --> 01:01:56,935 Tish... "Let it be". 887 01:01:57,144 --> 01:01:59,640 Besides, everyone had something to hide. 888 01:01:59,664 --> 01:02:02,100 - Except me and my monkey! - Stop it! 889 01:02:03,184 --> 01:02:04,354 Okay, so this is all we need to do: 890 01:02:04,378 --> 01:02:06,432 We have to find a table behind or in the corner 891 01:02:06,456 --> 01:02:08,760 so that we can evaluate it or throw it out beforehand. 892 01:02:08,784 --> 01:02:11,280 And if he's an extra...? We're running away. 893 01:02:11,304 --> 01:02:13,431 Maybe we should send Tish past him and see if he will check her. 894 01:02:13,455 --> 01:02:15,950 If you don't check Tish, he's either gay or dead. 895 01:02:15,974 --> 01:02:18,056 It's true. It doesn't matter. 896 01:02:36,584 --> 01:02:39,348 Okay... remember you: White Rose. 897 01:02:50,731 --> 01:02:52,689 Come on Alice, move that ass! 898 01:03:05,273 --> 01:03:06,742 Maybe it's him. 899 01:03:07,793 --> 01:03:09,546 So-so. 900 01:03:09,913 --> 01:03:12,349 I told you, I don't care about looks. 901 01:03:16,591 --> 01:03:18,087 Do you think it's him? 902 01:03:18,111 --> 01:03:19,760 You want me to walk by the table and check? 903 01:03:19,784 --> 01:03:21,260 Wait. 904 01:03:24,231 --> 01:03:25,887 I guess not so. 905 01:03:25,911 --> 01:03:27,744 Unless he was on a date. 906 01:04:16,258 --> 01:04:17,914 Oh, my God! 907 01:04:17,938 --> 01:04:21,967 That settles the matter! I need to connect DSL! 908 01:04:26,117 --> 01:04:29,816 Oh... was that face made for sitting or what? 909 01:04:55,976 --> 01:04:57,411 Come on Jen... 910 01:04:58,496 --> 01:05:00,249 Please talk to us. 911 01:05:00,816 --> 01:05:02,879 Look, do you want me to... To go back down, 912 01:05:02,903 --> 01:05:05,352 and say fuzzy22 that you were scared or...? 913 01:05:05,376 --> 01:05:06,341 Not. 914 01:05:06,365 --> 01:05:09,968 Come on, why not, Jen? I mean, he came a long way to meet you... 915 01:05:10,376 --> 01:05:12,632 I don't know what you saw which we missed. 916 01:05:12,656 --> 01:05:17,174 What I saw was... just a guy he is looking for the girl of his dreams. 917 01:05:18,776 --> 01:05:21,552 That guy doesn't dream about a girl like me. 918 01:05:21,576 --> 01:05:23,472 Is this about how cute he was? 919 01:05:23,496 --> 01:05:25,063 And I thought you would be happy! 920 01:05:25,087 --> 01:05:27,655 Not to mention, you know, pretty damn relieved. 921 01:05:27,679 --> 01:05:30,272 Besides, you said that appearance is not important. 922 01:05:30,296 --> 01:05:33,369 Yes, that was before I knew it It was fucking Brad Pitt! 923 01:05:36,872 --> 01:05:39,477 There's no way a guy who looks like that as if it will want me. 924 01:05:39,501 --> 01:05:40,632 That's crazy. 925 01:05:40,656 --> 01:05:42,101 Is it? 926 01:05:42,192 --> 01:05:43,442 I mean, look at Tadd. 927 01:05:43,466 --> 01:05:46,715 When he entered the store, he He didn't really hit me, did he? 928 01:05:46,739 --> 01:05:50,343 Okay, but tadd is superficial jerk, everyone knows that. 929 01:05:51,859 --> 01:05:53,851 Everyone but Tish, sorry. 930 01:05:56,578 --> 01:05:59,856 I mean, girls who look as if you don't understand... 931 01:06:03,407 --> 01:06:04,975 You know, I always think like 932 01:06:04,999 --> 01:06:08,435 if I lose ten kilos, or... Wear different clothes or 933 01:06:08,459 --> 01:06:12,063 got new breasts, that would make a difference but... 934 01:06:12,247 --> 01:06:13,703 I know the truth. 935 01:06:13,727 --> 01:06:15,799 I'm sorry, but that's nonsense. 936 01:06:18,848 --> 01:06:21,204 You are the smartest person yes i know. 937 01:06:22,008 --> 01:06:25,844 When I see you helping the homeless guys no one can even look at... 938 01:06:27,209 --> 01:06:29,918 You make it everyone around you happy. 939 01:06:31,066 --> 01:06:32,922 You have so much to offer. 940 01:06:32,946 --> 01:06:35,680 I mean, say no just because of how you look 941 01:06:35,704 --> 01:06:37,703 they're just... all bullshit. 942 01:06:38,666 --> 01:06:41,082 I didn't say I don't have much to offer. 943 01:06:41,106 --> 01:06:44,418 I said people would never know because they don't see me. 944 01:06:50,395 --> 01:06:52,988 How many prom nights did you miss? because nobody asked you? 945 01:06:53,995 --> 01:06:56,725 How many times are your friends left you alone in the club 946 01:06:56,749 --> 01:06:58,651 as they went dance with the boys? 947 01:06:58,675 --> 01:07:00,977 Or how many times the customer is completely ignored you 948 01:07:01,001 --> 01:07:02,750 to take a closer look at me? 949 01:07:07,780 --> 01:07:10,023 So until that happens… 950 01:07:10,183 --> 01:07:12,366 Until you are told again and again 951 01:07:12,390 --> 01:07:14,622 that your place in life is in the background 952 01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:17,815 Don't tell me it's nonsense. 953 01:07:18,522 --> 01:07:20,401 Because you don't know. 954 01:07:33,388 --> 01:07:36,382 All I saw tonight was a man with eyes full of hope. 955 01:07:36,948 --> 01:07:38,497 Hope... 956 01:07:38,708 --> 01:07:41,497 That would turn into a disappointment, the moment he saw me. 957 01:07:42,188 --> 01:07:43,199 Forced smile... 958 01:07:43,223 --> 01:07:45,267 A decent conversation... 959 01:07:48,304 --> 01:07:50,262 God, I couldn't bear that! 960 01:07:51,064 --> 01:07:53,022 Not after all this. 961 01:09:33,055 --> 01:09:34,683 All right! 962 01:09:36,564 --> 01:09:38,884 I was sitting by the phone, waiting i wonder... 963 01:09:38,908 --> 01:09:41,085 I require a full report, I want all the details! 964 01:09:41,109 --> 01:09:42,370 What happened? 965 01:09:43,177 --> 01:09:46,706 Okay, look...um...there's one special reason why we didn't call you... 966 01:09:56,830 --> 01:09:58,299 are you ok 967 01:10:00,556 --> 01:10:02,150 Are you kidding me? 968 01:10:04,013 --> 01:10:05,402 Only! 969 01:10:05,693 --> 01:10:08,766 Please tell me that you didn't go dark just sitting there wondering! 970 01:10:11,498 --> 01:10:13,194 Dammit, Jen! 971 01:10:13,218 --> 01:10:15,496 I don't expect you to understand. 972 01:10:17,432 --> 01:10:18,947 No, I understand. 973 01:10:19,624 --> 01:10:21,723 I understand you didn't want to talk to him because you were terrified 974 01:10:21,747 --> 01:10:24,696 I would like to condemn you based on your appearance. 975 01:10:25,351 --> 01:10:28,823 You're completely comfortable though they do the exact same thing to him! 976 01:10:35,083 --> 01:10:36,915 That's amazing! God! 977 01:10:43,511 --> 01:10:44,584 Hey! 978 01:10:47,418 --> 01:10:49,037 Hey! 979 01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:50,566 - Hey! - What? 980 01:10:50,607 --> 01:10:53,673 - Why are you angry with me? - I'm not mad at you. 981 01:10:53,697 --> 01:10:55,303 I mean, not you specifically, 982 01:10:55,327 --> 01:10:57,813 it is more like a representative member your gender! 983 01:10:57,837 --> 01:10:58,813 Come on 984 01:10:58,837 --> 01:11:01,786 - Look, that was really hard for Jen. - Oh, really? Really, Tish? 985 01:11:01,810 --> 01:11:04,627 Because I'm sure he wasn't... A picnic for furry ones too. 986 01:11:05,617 --> 01:11:07,848 Why are you all of a sudden Fuzzy's best friend, huh? 987 01:11:08,217 --> 01:11:09,393 Why? 988 01:11:09,417 --> 01:11:10,913 Because it's pathetic, stupid, okay? 989 01:11:10,937 --> 01:11:13,444 It's a pity you can't get up above all superficial nonsense 990 01:11:13,468 --> 01:11:15,911 what revolves around you. 991 01:11:15,936 --> 01:11:18,546 I mean, why is that, why is that that some people cannot see a good thing 992 01:11:18,570 --> 01:11:20,669 when standing right in front of them, huh? 993 01:11:21,137 --> 01:11:23,229 What is that ruin it all? 994 01:11:23,337 --> 01:11:25,270 Can you tell me? 995 01:11:25,457 --> 01:11:26,586 I swear You are like 2 years old, 996 01:11:26,610 --> 01:11:29,388 you are more interested in the wrapping paper than what is inside. 997 01:11:29,797 --> 01:11:31,266 Wait. 998 01:11:32,717 --> 01:11:35,392 Are you talking about Jen or me? 999 01:11:35,933 --> 01:11:38,498 If there is a difference, please let me know. 1000 01:11:51,561 --> 01:11:52,977 Hey Jen. 1001 01:11:53,001 --> 01:11:56,074 Just leave it. You had a long day, I'll close it. 1002 01:11:56,441 --> 01:11:57,737 Are you sure? 1003 01:11:57,761 --> 01:11:59,640 Yeah... yeah, go home and get drunk. 1004 01:12:00,921 --> 01:12:02,549 Thanks. 1005 01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:12,748 - I will, um... See you tomorrow. - Yes. 1006 01:13:03,494 --> 01:13:04,883 On your back! 1007 01:13:09,025 --> 01:13:11,370 Take this off. 1008 01:13:16,696 --> 01:13:17,952 - Oh, my God! - Oh, yes! 1009 01:13:17,976 --> 01:13:19,695 Not! Not! Not! 1010 01:13:21,056 --> 01:13:22,935 What are you doing, jerk? 1011 01:13:23,016 --> 01:13:25,232 Come on, Tish, it's just Brad! 1012 01:13:25,256 --> 01:13:27,223 - Yeah, relax Tish, it's okay. - Get out! 1013 01:13:27,247 --> 01:13:28,816 Tish, I live here. 1014 01:13:28,840 --> 01:13:30,340 You know what I mean! 1015 01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:33,672 Come on... what's the problem? Have you never had a threesome before? 1016 01:13:33,696 --> 01:13:35,697 It's fun, we'll show you. We do it all the time. 1017 01:13:35,721 --> 01:13:37,110 Oh, no! Forget it! 1018 01:13:37,134 --> 01:13:39,780 Where are you going? I can't believe it. You're making such a fuss about it! 1019 01:13:39,804 --> 01:13:41,664 It's not like you're the most moral girl on the planet! 1020 01:13:41,688 --> 01:13:43,131 - What? - Look, 1021 01:13:43,155 --> 01:13:45,537 one of the reasons why I loved you so much because you're obviously... 1022 01:13:45,561 --> 01:13:49,980 - Experimental. - Yes! Experimentally. 1023 01:13:50,014 --> 01:13:53,064 God... well, Science lesson is over, kids! 1024 01:13:53,754 --> 01:13:56,987 - Come on, Tish! - You know you want me. 1025 01:13:57,634 --> 01:13:58,634 What is the problem? 1026 01:13:58,658 --> 01:13:59,719 Let me go! 1027 01:13:59,743 --> 01:14:01,623 - Lie down on the bed... - Get out of my way! Let me go! 1028 01:14:08,471 --> 01:14:09,807 Oh, my God! 1029 01:14:09,831 --> 01:14:11,070 Now look what you've done... 1030 01:14:11,094 --> 01:14:12,767 What did I do? 1031 01:14:12,791 --> 01:14:14,863 Get the hell away from me! 1032 01:14:16,884 --> 01:14:20,003 Hi Tish! I'll wait here. 1033 01:14:22,764 --> 01:14:24,413 People are stupid they just don't think like that. 1034 01:14:24,437 --> 01:14:26,317 All right, priest, this time you can relax. 1035 01:14:26,341 --> 01:14:28,372 I'm just saying Cobain didn't try leave this world 1036 01:14:28,396 --> 01:14:29,888 okay? He was just trying leave Courtney. 1037 01:14:29,912 --> 01:14:31,393 I'll buy that. 1038 01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:37,938 - Oh shit... what happened? - Oh 1039 01:14:37,963 --> 01:14:41,296 Yes, isn't it beautiful? I mean, we won't talk about it... 1040 01:14:42,463 --> 01:14:43,919 - What did you do? - Me 1041 01:14:43,943 --> 01:14:47,313 rolled on the western cliff and i didn't pay attention 1042 01:14:47,337 --> 01:14:51,061 and so I rushed and fell. It's not a big deal. 1043 01:14:55,811 --> 01:14:57,466 Guys, I'm fine! 1044 01:14:57,490 --> 01:14:59,506 So, um... Who are we denigrating today? 1045 01:14:59,530 --> 01:15:00,658 Courtney Love. 1046 01:15:00,682 --> 01:15:01,947 Okay, I hate her. 1047 01:15:01,971 --> 01:15:04,009 Yes, I would love to She would hit some nice plant! 1048 01:15:07,851 --> 01:15:09,376 you know, all parenting books say 1049 01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:12,106 it should be easier put the children to sleep in the winter, 1050 01:15:12,130 --> 01:15:13,731 because it gets dark earlier. 1051 01:15:14,851 --> 01:15:16,570 I think they are lying. 1052 01:15:18,004 --> 01:15:20,315 Maybe she's just an exceptional child. 1053 01:15:21,370 --> 01:15:24,887 Yeah... that has to be it. It couldn't possibly means I'm a bad father. 1054 01:15:28,950 --> 01:15:30,863 All right, Noah, here it is. 1055 01:15:32,524 --> 01:15:34,277 I have something to tell you. 1056 01:15:34,871 --> 01:15:36,704 Something important. 1057 01:15:39,796 --> 01:15:41,868 I have something to tell you too. 1058 01:15:43,298 --> 01:15:45,450 Something no one knows As for Julia, I am 1059 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,799 never told anyone. 1060 01:15:49,449 --> 01:15:51,407 I think you should go first then. 1061 01:15:51,609 --> 01:15:54,682 I think your thing has to do with my thing. 1062 01:15:54,729 --> 01:15:56,323 All right. 1063 01:15:57,109 --> 01:15:58,784 Well, my point is this: 1064 01:15:59,908 --> 01:16:02,849 Julia's mother is alive on the east coast and is 1065 01:16:02,948 --> 01:16:05,951 legally forbidden to see Julia until his 18th birthday. 1066 01:16:05,975 --> 01:16:07,417 What? 1067 01:16:07,788 --> 01:16:09,004 Why? 1068 01:16:09,028 --> 01:16:13,223 When Julia was 5 months old, her mother tried to kill them both. 1069 01:16:14,337 --> 01:16:16,284 She was sitting in the car holding Julia 1070 01:16:16,308 --> 01:16:18,191 with the exhaust pipe inside. 1071 01:16:18,215 --> 01:16:20,564 Fortunately, a neighbor Who lets his dog shit 1072 01:16:20,588 --> 01:16:23,887 an engine was heard in the yard, broke the window and saved them. 1073 01:16:24,256 --> 01:16:25,665 So what happened? 1074 01:16:25,689 --> 01:16:29,049 Hospital, medicines, therapy, everything. 1075 01:16:32,113 --> 01:16:33,058 Very slowly... 1076 01:16:33,082 --> 01:16:36,062 I just started leaving her and Julia alone again. 1077 01:16:36,953 --> 01:16:39,628 Then, right after her third birthday, 1078 01:16:39,673 --> 01:16:41,241 I got a call at work. 1079 01:16:41,265 --> 01:16:43,809 We taught Julia to use the toilet, 1080 01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:45,912 and i guess 1081 01:16:46,837 --> 01:16:49,294 she had an accident in her pants. 1082 01:16:49,979 --> 01:16:53,432 Her mother held her hand on the toilet bowl and 1083 01:16:55,436 --> 01:16:57,292 slammed the lid. 1084 01:16:57,316 --> 01:16:59,752 She broke two fingers and three bones. 1085 01:16:59,996 --> 01:17:02,034 And so, me 1086 01:17:03,230 --> 01:17:05,406 filed for divorce and custody. 1087 01:17:05,430 --> 01:17:07,183 Obviously, I got both. 1088 01:17:08,530 --> 01:17:11,808 Then we packed the car and moved here to start a new life. 1089 01:17:14,513 --> 01:17:16,489 Does Julia remember any of this? 1090 01:17:16,513 --> 01:17:18,949 No, no, no... I think so. 1091 01:17:19,953 --> 01:17:21,991 In any case, she knew how to say: 1092 01:17:22,273 --> 01:17:26,243 "Mom hurt me, that's why she doesn't live" "more here" over and over but 1093 01:17:26,267 --> 01:17:28,226 it soon stopped. 1094 01:17:28,856 --> 01:17:30,558 It must have been very difficult... 1095 01:17:30,833 --> 01:17:34,623 Well, my responsibility as a parent is to protect my child. 1096 01:17:36,831 --> 01:17:39,790 I can accept a suicide attempt, it's postpartum depression, but 1097 01:17:39,832 --> 01:17:43,057 everything else was clear pattern of abuse. 1098 01:17:48,812 --> 01:17:50,327 What? 1099 01:17:51,785 --> 01:17:54,920 - Postpartum depression? - Yes. 1100 01:17:58,294 --> 01:18:00,196 But... you have to give birth for that to happen. 1101 01:18:00,220 --> 01:18:02,720 Ah... yes.. 1102 01:18:02,814 --> 01:18:04,670 But Julia was adopted! 1103 01:18:04,694 --> 01:18:07,847 What?! No, why... Why would you think that? 1104 01:18:09,372 --> 01:18:10,908 Yes, she is! 1105 01:18:10,932 --> 01:18:13,901 No, it's not, Anna... I... I was inside delivery room in the hospital. 1106 01:18:13,925 --> 01:18:15,588 She was not adopted! 1107 01:18:15,612 --> 01:18:18,162 Jesus Christ, you look like You will be sick! 1108 01:18:19,332 --> 01:18:21,308 Jesus, Ana! What's wrong? 1109 01:18:21,332 --> 01:18:22,988 She's not my baby? 1110 01:18:23,012 --> 01:18:24,615 What?! Not! Ana... 1111 01:18:24,639 --> 01:18:26,360 I'm not Ana! 1112 01:18:27,252 --> 01:18:28,846 I'm not just anyone! 1113 01:18:30,699 --> 01:18:32,498 Ana! 1114 01:19:13,032 --> 01:19:14,706 Are you ready to go, honey? 1115 01:19:17,380 --> 01:19:20,076 Hey trucker, Can I leave ten minutes early? 1116 01:19:20,100 --> 01:19:23,856 Of course, angel. Just be careful. if you go rollerblading. 1117 01:19:35,874 --> 01:19:38,310 I don't like the way That old hippie calls you "angel." 1118 01:19:39,881 --> 01:19:41,017 Look, I didn't want to do it the scene there 1119 01:19:41,041 --> 01:19:42,767 but there is no way I'm never dating you again! 1120 01:19:42,791 --> 01:19:44,331 Why, because Do you have a little bruise? 1121 01:19:44,355 --> 01:19:46,177 You can't blame me if you are... clumsy. 1122 01:19:46,201 --> 01:19:49,048 Clumsy? This would never happen 1123 01:19:49,072 --> 01:19:50,516 if you and Brad he didn't try to force me 1124 01:19:50,540 --> 01:19:51,816 do something I didn't want to do it! 1125 01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:55,112 Forced you? Give me a break, come on, take... 1126 01:19:55,892 --> 01:19:57,080 Get in the car! 1127 01:19:57,113 --> 01:19:59,837 Look, why don't you and Brad just admit it that the girl is unnecessary, 1128 01:19:59,861 --> 01:20:01,606 and get on with it? 1129 01:20:02,612 --> 01:20:03,703 What are you talking about? 1130 01:20:03,727 --> 01:20:06,891 Are you that far in the closet? can't you see the light? 1131 01:20:08,026 --> 01:20:09,743 You and Brad they are hot for each other. 1132 01:20:09,812 --> 01:20:12,248 You're just taking advantage of the girl pretend to be straight. 1133 01:20:16,409 --> 01:20:17,589 Listen to me! 1134 01:20:17,613 --> 01:20:18,734 I'm not gay. 1135 01:20:18,758 --> 01:20:21,280 I was captain of the football team in high school. 1136 01:20:24,201 --> 01:20:25,716 Let me guess... 1137 01:20:26,328 --> 01:20:30,118 You were a tight end, always too scared become a catcher? 1138 01:20:31,778 --> 01:20:34,207 Why don't you just be a man and admit what you are? 1139 01:20:35,148 --> 01:20:37,266 Nobody cares that you're gay. 1140 01:20:38,712 --> 01:20:41,148 If you ever call me weirdo again, i... 1141 01:20:45,113 --> 01:20:48,152 You don't hit her! You piece of shit! 1142 01:20:48,233 --> 01:20:51,705 What about you guys? Well, she's a waste of time anyway. 1143 01:20:53,492 --> 01:20:54,587 are you ok 1144 01:21:05,033 --> 01:21:06,489 Hey! Asshole! 1145 01:21:06,513 --> 01:21:08,082 Why don't you try an old hippie? 1146 01:21:08,106 --> 01:21:09,158 Trucker, don't! 1147 01:21:09,182 --> 01:21:10,608 What about you guys? 1148 01:21:10,632 --> 01:21:12,994 She's a cheap ass! Who cares about her? 1149 01:21:13,018 --> 01:21:14,809 That's right, beautiful... 1150 01:21:14,833 --> 01:21:16,791 Keep talking. 1151 01:21:30,860 --> 01:21:33,506 you listen to me You dickless yuppie! 1152 01:21:33,530 --> 01:21:36,918 Tish is a lady and she is my friend! 1153 01:21:37,020 --> 01:21:40,437 All right? Whenever I see you near her, it will be one of your pictures 1154 01:21:40,461 --> 01:21:44,012 about "unsolved mysteries". Did you understand? 1155 01:21:53,765 --> 01:21:57,482 Anyone else think he's a trucker? maybe there is... some explanation what to do? 1156 01:22:02,732 --> 01:22:04,360 Let's go to my apartment. 1157 01:22:14,304 --> 01:22:15,934 are you ok 1158 01:22:25,092 --> 01:22:26,845 I don't believe... 1159 01:22:27,492 --> 01:22:29,468 Gordon Hancock?! 1160 01:22:29,492 --> 01:22:31,308 President of the senior class... 1161 01:22:31,332 --> 01:22:34,348 Captain of the football team... No Woodstock? 1162 01:22:34,372 --> 01:22:36,888 No free love, no peace rallies? 1163 01:22:36,912 --> 01:22:39,688 Yes, I took free love if i could get it i mean... 1164 01:22:39,813 --> 01:22:41,188 - No bongs? - Well... 1165 01:22:41,212 --> 01:22:43,300 - No Grateful Dead concerts? - That came later. 1166 01:22:43,324 --> 01:22:46,111 - What happened? - Oh, phew... 1167 01:22:47,802 --> 01:22:49,798 They drafted me. 1168 01:22:49,822 --> 01:22:52,312 I found out I was a sneaky son of a bitch 1169 01:22:52,336 --> 01:22:55,918 good at... killing people before they even knew I was there. 1170 01:22:55,942 --> 01:22:58,478 It's funny how you can learn anything about myself. 1171 01:22:58,788 --> 01:23:01,591 - God... - I was on 3 tours 1172 01:23:01,615 --> 01:23:05,169 lost body count somewhere else... 1173 01:23:07,090 --> 01:23:10,926 So god knows how much... Souls I must face one day... 1174 01:23:10,950 --> 01:23:13,086 So when was the trucker born? 1175 01:23:13,110 --> 01:23:15,164 Well... when I got home, 1176 01:23:15,188 --> 01:23:19,187 I started going... for long walks at night on the beach, and 1177 01:23:19,230 --> 01:23:22,025 I met some crazy surfers... 1178 01:23:24,219 --> 01:23:28,195 They made me laugh, you know? For the first time since I came back. 1179 01:23:28,219 --> 01:23:29,795 I bought a record, 1180 01:23:29,819 --> 01:23:31,652 and I changed my name. 1181 01:23:33,046 --> 01:23:38,077 But I swore I would never... Hurting another human being while I'm alive. 1182 01:23:51,514 --> 01:23:54,064 I'm sorry I broke you your promise. 1183 01:23:54,194 --> 01:23:55,868 Oh no... 1184 01:23:56,474 --> 01:23:59,263 I said I would never... To hurt another "man". 1185 01:24:00,227 --> 01:24:01,910 So, I agree with that, angel. 1186 01:24:03,290 --> 01:24:05,226 But promise me something? 1187 01:24:05,250 --> 01:24:06,586 Anything. 1188 01:24:06,610 --> 01:24:11,128 No more assholes. you know, like, dating a... good guy. 1189 01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:16,856 The problem is 1190 01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:18,373 Guys like that don't ask me out. 1191 01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:24,152 Well, maybe you could ask wizard for some courage. 1192 01:24:25,820 --> 01:24:28,036 That's it, right? Bravery. 1193 01:24:28,060 --> 01:24:30,075 Is that why you won't ask Zo out? 1194 01:24:30,099 --> 01:24:31,633 You're afraid She won't like your past. 1195 01:24:31,657 --> 01:24:34,535 She only deals with love and... And peace, and... 1196 01:24:35,420 --> 01:24:36,910 I don't think she would accept that. 1197 01:24:36,934 --> 01:24:38,390 I wouldn't know how to tell her that. 1198 01:24:38,414 --> 01:24:40,737 I don't think you have to. 1199 01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:48,620 Zo is in your yearbook. Look... it's her. 1200 01:24:48,645 --> 01:24:53,945 Oh my god... it's really bad! Get out of here... 1201 01:24:54,045 --> 01:24:56,720 - She's cute! - Come on, put it back! 1202 01:24:58,005 --> 01:24:59,501 Ah... a trucker! 1203 01:24:59,525 --> 01:25:01,802 - How the hell did I miss that? - I like it! 1204 01:25:08,011 --> 01:25:09,400 Hey! 1205 01:25:10,935 --> 01:25:12,221 You can't hide forever, Anna, 1206 01:25:13,615 --> 01:25:15,448 or whatever your name is. 1207 01:25:16,147 --> 01:25:17,509 What do you want? 1208 01:25:18,047 --> 01:25:20,977 I want the truth. You owe me so much. 1209 01:25:24,717 --> 01:25:27,273 So you came here because you saw a picture of a girl 1210 01:25:27,297 --> 01:25:28,996 you thought maybe your daughter? 1211 01:25:31,298 --> 01:25:32,733 Not! 1212 01:25:32,758 --> 01:25:34,414 The parts fit together! 1213 01:25:34,438 --> 01:25:36,157 Age, appearance 1214 01:25:37,284 --> 01:25:39,003 artistic abilities! 1215 01:25:40,351 --> 01:25:41,998 My mother told me to name her Julia, 1216 01:25:42,022 --> 01:25:43,798 and that her husband's name is was Noah. 1217 01:25:43,822 --> 01:25:46,387 I can't see though why didn't you just ask! 1218 01:25:47,591 --> 01:25:49,446 When you were vague about her past I assumed it was 1219 01:25:49,470 --> 01:25:51,869 because you didn't want me to know that she was adopted. 1220 01:25:52,270 --> 01:25:54,581 That sounds like a pipe dream. 1221 01:25:57,110 --> 01:25:59,023 Why would you lie about your name? 1222 01:26:01,767 --> 01:26:03,754 There aren't that many bagpipers hanging around. 1223 01:26:03,790 --> 01:26:07,064 I was afraid that you would remember my name from the adoption documents. 1224 01:26:08,629 --> 01:26:09,944 Ana is my middle name. 1225 01:26:13,011 --> 01:26:15,058 Look, I never meant to about becoming a part of your lives. 1226 01:26:15,082 --> 01:26:16,934 I just wanted to know that she was fine. 1227 01:26:16,958 --> 01:26:19,653 But you did, Anna. You became part of our lives, and now only 1228 01:26:19,677 --> 01:26:22,001 it just looks like a lie. 1229 01:26:23,994 --> 01:26:25,730 you know, I didn't want to give up my baby! 1230 01:26:25,754 --> 01:26:27,491 I was forced! 1231 01:26:27,515 --> 01:26:29,391 I mean, what would you do? if Julia was taken from you? 1232 01:26:29,415 --> 01:26:31,121 Would he not think of her every day for the rest of your life? 1233 01:26:31,145 --> 01:26:33,591 - Yes, of course... - Then why is it different for me? 1234 01:26:34,247 --> 01:26:37,403 I mean, why is my love for my child just a fad while yours is real? 1235 01:26:37,463 --> 01:26:40,473 Of course, you have your child, so you can afford to be mentally judged. 1236 01:26:42,783 --> 01:26:45,492 All I have are the ghosts of two Juliets. 1237 01:26:46,177 --> 01:26:48,270 I loved them both, and I lost them both. 1238 01:27:01,010 --> 01:27:03,728 So you always knew about... Why am I at war? 1239 01:27:05,656 --> 01:27:07,324 You were 3 years behind me? 1240 01:27:09,406 --> 01:27:12,603 Of course I was... crazy about you. 1241 01:27:12,628 --> 01:27:14,780 All the girls were. 1242 01:27:15,544 --> 01:27:18,000 You never paid much attention girls from the first year. 1243 01:27:18,024 --> 01:27:21,083 Especially not a nerdy, flat-chested one. 1244 01:27:22,897 --> 01:27:25,493 You know, trucker, it doesn't matter how old are you? 1245 01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:30,579 sometimes high school is right there, bleeding down the neck. 1246 01:27:33,931 --> 01:27:37,218 It just drives me crazy... I was your high school fantasy. 1247 01:27:37,242 --> 01:27:38,920 It's true. 1248 01:27:41,907 --> 01:27:44,203 So what did you fantasize about us? 1249 01:27:44,227 --> 01:27:46,583 Watching the sunset on the beach? 1250 01:27:47,687 --> 01:27:49,023 Sometimes. 1251 01:27:49,047 --> 01:27:51,563 Yeah... what else? 1252 01:27:52,167 --> 01:27:53,761 Things. 1253 01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:56,230 Tell me. 1254 01:27:58,537 --> 01:28:00,683 trucker, My high school fantasy was 1255 01:28:04,137 --> 01:28:06,255 that we were in love. 1256 01:28:06,617 --> 01:28:09,690 That... just a look into each other's eyes 1257 01:28:09,857 --> 01:28:11,975 time would stop 1258 01:28:12,177 --> 01:28:15,410 and our hearts they would beat as one forever. 1259 01:28:27,117 --> 01:28:29,348 I'm sorry it took so long. 1260 01:28:31,797 --> 01:28:33,041 It's ok... 1261 01:28:56,811 --> 01:28:58,245 - Are you guys...? - Oh, ladies have priority. 1262 01:28:58,269 --> 01:28:59,730 Thanks. 1263 01:29:00,331 --> 01:29:02,296 Good evening. Did you find everything in order? 1264 01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:03,469 That. 1265 01:29:13,244 --> 01:29:15,780 - Total is $9.75. - Thank you. 1266 01:29:15,805 --> 01:29:17,877 Thank you. Good night. 1267 01:29:24,700 --> 01:29:26,089 - This is terrible, man! - Seriously! 1268 01:29:26,780 --> 01:29:28,329 Here, I'll put things back. 1269 01:29:28,420 --> 01:29:30,731 Wait, wait, wait... keep the lube. 1270 01:29:33,938 --> 01:29:35,794 You people are too naive! 1271 01:29:35,818 --> 01:29:37,581 So you say yes Chapman pulled the trigger? 1272 01:29:37,605 --> 01:29:38,777 Affirmative! 1273 01:29:38,801 --> 01:29:40,327 Order! 1274 01:29:40,858 --> 01:29:42,892 - Wasn't it just a CIA puppet? - No, it was programmed, 1275 01:29:42,916 --> 01:29:44,692 - right down the line! - No no! 1276 01:29:44,716 --> 01:29:46,728 The threat is over, man! 1277 01:29:46,753 --> 01:29:49,868 Until then, he only created love songs for yoko and... 1278 01:29:49,893 --> 01:29:50,219 What? 1279 01:29:50,244 --> 01:29:52,919 No no... Lennon was reviving. 1280 01:29:53,143 --> 01:29:55,798 Reagan had just taken office, so it had to be brought out. 1281 01:29:55,823 --> 01:29:59,659 Exactly! Thanks! See? Ingenious! 1282 01:30:04,742 --> 01:30:06,295 - Can you hold this? - Of course. 1283 01:30:07,142 --> 01:30:09,692 - Stay close, Julia! - I will! 1284 01:30:12,602 --> 01:30:14,594 Okay, here's the deal: 1285 01:30:14,622 --> 01:30:18,459 Julia and I voted and that's it definitely an empty place in the family. 1286 01:30:21,148 --> 01:30:23,140 It's your job if you want it. 1287 01:30:23,508 --> 01:30:25,861 - Really? - Yes. 1288 01:30:28,689 --> 01:30:30,647 Just one basic rule: 1289 01:30:30,889 --> 01:30:33,484 From now on, only honesty. 1290 01:30:34,423 --> 01:30:35,696 I swear. 1291 01:30:41,963 --> 01:30:43,478 - Noah? - Um? 1292 01:30:44,043 --> 01:30:46,522 - That shirt is a really nasty color. - Okay, not so honestly! 1293 01:30:46,546 --> 01:30:48,601 Hey, just trying to get a hold of you started somewhere! 1294 01:31:24,508 --> 01:31:28,897 - Hey man. - Hi. 1295 01:31:29,975 --> 01:31:32,605 - Are you hungry? - No. 1296 01:31:36,375 --> 01:31:39,289 Okay, um... how can I help? 1297 01:31:39,375 --> 01:31:40,969 You are beautiful. 1298 01:31:43,388 --> 01:31:45,460 No, no... I don't know about that. 1299 01:31:46,835 --> 01:31:48,668 That. 1300 01:31:50,895 --> 01:31:52,569 Well, thank you. 1301 01:31:53,795 --> 01:31:55,753 You are very beautiful. 1302 01:31:55,815 --> 01:31:58,490 And you just did the one i hoped you would be. 1303 01:32:05,714 --> 01:32:06,848 Ladybug. 1304 01:32:46,016 --> 01:32:48,134 I hit you, baby! 1305 01:32:51,336 --> 01:32:53,533 I have to remember to log off the computer, Jen... 1306 01:32:55,522 --> 01:32:57,150 Can we 1307 01:32:57,216 --> 01:33:01,370 can we go talk somewhere? Face to face, for a change? 1308 01:33:03,189 --> 01:33:04,942 I would love that. 1309 01:33:07,238 --> 01:33:09,192 Um... by the way, I'm Jeff Kenline. 1310 01:33:10,283 --> 01:33:12,180 Nice to meet you, Jeff Kenline. 1311 01:33:14,997 --> 01:33:16,432 - Hey, dude! - Yes? 1312 01:33:16,457 --> 01:33:19,036 Um... where did you get "fuzzy22" from? 1313 01:33:19,577 --> 01:33:22,968 Um... I got that account when I was I am working on my thesis. 1314 01:33:22,993 --> 01:33:26,128 It was based on fuzzy logic, and I was 22 years old. 1315 01:33:27,013 --> 01:33:28,901 Why? Did you think? I was a cop or something? 1316 01:33:28,925 --> 01:33:31,045 No, of course not! 1317 01:33:31,133 --> 01:33:33,683 That would be stupid... cop! 1318 01:33:44,809 --> 01:33:47,022 Who says "policeman"... I mean, honestly, "murky"... 1319 01:33:47,047 --> 01:33:48,828 Did you do that?! 1320 01:33:50,448 --> 01:33:51,448 Super! 1321 01:34:06,609 --> 01:34:09,489 So, one tuna sandwich... and a veggie sandwich. 1322 01:34:15,689 --> 01:34:17,317 - Um, about... ten minutes. - Okay. 1323 01:34:22,329 --> 01:34:24,048 Okay, what can I get you? 1324 01:34:29,576 --> 01:34:31,489 Shit! 1325 01:34:33,338 --> 01:34:37,326 Miss Matheson, that would be mine I would be glad if you would agree 1326 01:34:37,356 --> 01:34:39,545 accompany me to dinner tonight. 1327 01:34:43,886 --> 01:34:45,222 It depends. 1328 01:34:45,252 --> 01:34:46,880 On what? 1329 01:34:47,045 --> 01:34:49,149 I want to know your name. 1330 01:34:49,225 --> 01:34:50,774 That! 1331 01:34:52,732 --> 01:34:54,690 Come on, give me a break! 1332 01:34:55,365 --> 01:34:57,582 I went to the banana republic, for Christ's sake! 1333 01:35:05,209 --> 01:35:06,686 Hell! 1334 01:35:08,190 --> 01:35:09,514 Boaz. 1335 01:35:11,193 --> 01:35:12,392 I can't hear you. 1336 01:35:14,692 --> 01:35:18,308 Boaz, okay? My name is Boaz. 1337 01:35:18,332 --> 01:35:20,404 - Boaz?! - Shut up! 1338 01:35:23,925 --> 01:35:25,758 Can I tell you something, Boaz? 1339 01:35:27,894 --> 01:35:29,310 All right. 1340 01:35:29,334 --> 01:35:32,043 This is something... I never told anyone else. 1341 01:35:33,787 --> 01:35:35,586 Yes, of course. 1342 01:35:35,951 --> 01:35:37,579 A tooth 1343 01:35:38,264 --> 01:35:40,655 is short for "Platisha". 1344 01:35:41,451 --> 01:35:42,958 Pay? 1345 01:35:42,982 --> 01:35:44,844 Pay. 1346 01:35:50,633 --> 01:35:51,943 It's good! 1347 01:35:54,847 --> 01:35:57,943 Oh, there's something I should mention, um... platisha. 1348 01:35:57,967 --> 01:36:00,006 And what is that, Boaz? 1349 01:36:00,031 --> 01:36:04,464 Well... you see, with women... I've never... I mean, I've never... 1350 01:36:05,575 --> 01:36:06,664 Don't try. 1351 01:36:18,033 --> 01:36:19,627 Is that a "yes"? 1352 01:36:19,873 --> 01:36:21,606 Yes, Boaz! 1353 01:36:57,653 --> 01:36:59,452 Dad! 1354 01:37:02,718 --> 01:37:05,088 - We asked you here today... - It's okay. 1355 01:37:05,112 --> 01:37:08,511 In this holiest and beautiful of all places 1356 01:37:09,078 --> 01:37:12,675 witness our commitment to each other. 1357 01:37:14,441 --> 01:37:17,377 We start our new lives as we started last time. 1358 01:37:17,401 --> 01:37:19,527 Naked and needy 1359 01:37:20,495 --> 01:37:23,871 dependent on those we like to be taken care of. 1360 01:37:23,895 --> 01:37:27,212 - Hell yeah! - Congratulations! 1361 01:37:29,071 --> 01:37:30,865 Go ahead, man!